Episode Report Card Cindy McLennan: A- | 561 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT The One I Watch Through My Fingers
By Cindy McLennan | Season 4 | Episode 2 | Aired on 2012.10.18
In the bathroom, Elena pukes and I'm just not recapping this crap. It's gross and disgusting and I can't stop gagging. Thankfully, we cut to...
Bonnie's house. Bonnie is damned depressed. Maybe she had to watch all the puking via a crystal ball or something. Stefan's there. Realizing Bonnie is nothing but a deus ex machina to all her near and dear, she tells him about watching her Grams suffer because Bonnie used black magic. She can't even do a nature spell right now. When Stefan responds to her, Bonnie cuts short his concerned chit chat and asks him what he wants, which makes me laugh, and I'm not sorry about that. When people go to Bonnie, it's because they want her to do something for them. That's just her life, poor kiddo. Stefan shows her Connor Jordan's bullets and notes that they burn to the touch. Bonnie says the etchings don't look like magical writing. Stefan: "I think we have a new vampire hunter in town." Bonnie: "Hmm. That's bad timing." Am I the only one laughing like a loon here?
Elena still has blood puke on her face as she tries to wipe up all the blood puke in the bathroom, so I am not going into detail. She calls Damon and asks for help. Connor tries to open the bathroom door. Elena cries out, "There's someone in here," and then whispers to Damon to hurry. When Damon gets to the church basement, he sees Connor sitting nearby and says, "You again." Elena has finally wiped the blood puke off her face, takes the dress and whatever else Damon hands her, and apologizes to Connor, telling him she spilled coffee on his dress, then disappears to change.
Connor stretches out his hand to our Evil Pixie Monster and says, "We have not met. I'm Connor Jordan." Damon must have gotten the skinny from Tyler because he ignores the outstretched hand and says, "Damon. Germaphobe." There's a little banter between Connor and Damon, but I'm still suppressing my gag reflex, so just imagine it. When Elena's finally all cleaned up and changed, she joins Damon and they leave.