Episode Report Card Demian: A | 7 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT All Hell Breaks Loose
By Demian | Season 3 | Episode 22 | Aired on 2001.05.17
Prue’s on the verge of an apoplectic fit. She stomps into the sun porch, demanding the immediate presence of the Dolt. This time he heeds her call and orbs on in behind her. There’s a round of bitchery and snipes, followed by the Dolt revealing TPTB’s cunning plan. The Dolt himself thinks it’s “a long shot,” but fills the two Ps in on it anyway. They must to find a way to summon a demon named Tempus, as he is the only force on either side of the dividing line between good and evil who can turn back the clock. Should Tempus do this, all problems stemming from the Great Halliwell Unmasking of 2001 will be solved. Piper finds one little problem with this idea. “We vanquished him.” No, they merely “defeated” him, but that’s neither here nor there. The real issue is how to contact him. He’s an “upper-level demon” who enjoys the direct protection of The Source. Piper whines that, with all the media scrutiny, the sisters are for all intents and purposes “powerless.” Why would a demon want to change that? Before they can debate this point, the smelly, unwashed, irritating, addle-brained hippie rag-doll barges in from outside. “Wow, I made it!” she zonks. Shut up, sow. Piper and Prue are quite reasonably outraged by this intrusion. The smelly, unwashed, irritating, addle-brained hippie rag-doll reveals that her name is “Alice Hicks.” She wants “to join [the Ps’] coven.” Prue TKs her smelly ass back out onto the lawn and slams the doors shut behind her. Aw, Prue. I’m gonna miss you. Darryl, living up to his nickname of “Too Little Too Late,” enters with his gun drawn. Prue basically says, “Thanks for nothing, chump,” then turns to address the Dolt. “This has to end now or our lives are over.” Gee. You think someone ends up dead by the end of the episode?