Episode Report Card Sobell: C | 1 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Agent Kim -- dead! Also, many other conspiracy stooges!
By Sobell | Season 2 | Episode 22 | Aired on 04.01.2007
We cut up river to another part of Panama. Lincoln and Michael are making small talk in the woods, something along the lines of, "Shall we connect the dots for the few viewers who didn't realize that Michael bought the dope from the ridiculous drug lord, stashed it in the boat, then set Mahone up?" Anyway, Linc notes that they may have lost the boat, but at least they still have a few million dollars. Michael replies, "It's our ticket to the rest of our lives, minus what I'm sending Westmoreland's daughter." Shouldn't that be the estate of Westmoreland's daughter? Last we checked, she was on the brink of death.
Anyway, Chaco appears to lead Michael and Linc to their next destination. Linc confirms that "we get out of here and we never look back," then they follow Chaco to a secluded dock. As they walk, Linc tells Michael, "I want to thank you, Michael, for everything." Michael tells him, "You're welcome." There is no hugging, lest it diminish their manliness. The two brothers meet up with Chaco, who says, "It's the best I could do with the money you gave me." It's still decent. Michael says as much. He hands a wad of money to Chaco in thanks. At the rate Michael's flinging cash around, the estate of Westmoreland's daughter is going to receive a check for $53.85. As Chaco heads away, he tells Michael, "She's very pretty." Michael replies, "She'll get us where we need to go, right?" Chaco's all, "Oh, I'm not talking about the boat."
Both men's heads swivel back to the boat, right in time to see Dr. Sara come on out, shaking a rag she's been using to clean thing. Michael is gobsmacked. He and Linc sort of stroll on down, and Dr. Sara disembarks to meet him on the dock, saying, "So I got your message." She and Michael exchange a long... hug. Yes. A hug. Just because they're going steady doesn't mean anyone gets to first base. Because Linc is eavesdropping on their reunion, he's the first to comment when Dr. Sara says, "Michael, Linc is free." And Linc's comment: "What?"
Dr. Sara explains: "It's all over the news. Paul Kellerman came forward, and he had everything documented and he made a full confession." Michael speaks for all of us with: "Are you serious?" I mean, COME ON. What was all the agita with Terrence shooting himself and Kellerman being all, "Oh, now we have nothing, blah blah blah" if he's been keeping notes all along? So all of Lincoln's charges have been dropped, and all of Dr. Sara's charges have been dropped, so it looks like the only felon here is Michael. To Linc's credit, he asks about Michael. Dr. Sara says a friend of her father's is looking into it, drawing on the storied Supreme Court ruling wherein Brandeis wrote in the majority opinion that "the best of intentions always outweighs the rule of law." Michael looks like he's about to burst into tears. Or into testosterone-fueled flames, since Dr. Sara's running her fingers up and down his torso flirtatiously.