Episode Report Card Sobell: C | 1 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Agent Kim -- dead! Also, many other conspiracy stooges!
By Sobell | Season 2 | Episode 22 | Aired on 04.01.2007
We next see Sucre on the street at a payphone, gently bleeding in between bouts of panting, sweating profusely, and shivering. Somewhere in there, he still manages to make enough conversation with someone at the American embassy to establish that he's still looking for Bellick.
Speaking of whom... he's in the bowels of some godawful Panamanian prison, bellowing about how he'd like to call his lawyer. When Bellick gets tired of shouting, he heads over to the bunk. Like Sucre, he is also shivering and covered in sweat. Remember, like Sucre, he's wounded. And would you look at what the guards just delivered into the cell? The person who did the wounding, that's what! Bellick leaps to his feet again, massive thigh wound notwithstanding, and points out that T-Bag is the one who killed the hooker. However, the guard's not taking Bellick's word for that.
Bellick limps over to T-Bag and grits, "You're busted." "Am I?" T-Bag spits in reply? Bellick asks about the money, and T-Bag replies, "Pretty boy's got it. He's out there with a royal flush... and you're in here with a busted straight. Hardly seems right, does it?" Bellick replies, "Your hand don't look much better." T-Bag says loftily, "Maybe I got an ace up my sleeve." Or maybe you just have a stolen prosthetic.
We cut to Chaco hailing the local drug lord. DeJesus seems to have taken his lifestyle cues from rap videos. Chaco tells DeJesus that "I've got a guy for you with a ton of money." Michael comes on up. DeJesus is not too thrilled to see him: "You're a long ways from home, boy. Ain't no deal for you here." Michael is all, "Don't you want to at least hear the terms?" DeJesus does not: "Guy looking like you do, coming here? Only thing you offer me is jail time." He then smacks Chaco into the next scene, since he thinks that Michael's a cop. Michael can apparently understand Spanish ["Or at least he can parse "policia." -- Joe R]; he tells DeJesus he's not a cop. A thug pushes a gun into Michael's skull anyway. You know, you end up on the business end of a gun as many times as Michael has, it's got to lose its power after a while. Anyway, Michael tells DeJesus to "check online. Type in 'Michael Scofield.'" And one of the flunkies just happens to have a laptop at the ready! I love it. As the browser page loads, we go to commercials.
Commercials. So McDonald's is the food of hostile, passive-aggressive nightmare roommates everywhere? Good to know -- I like to be able to profile people via their McNugggets.