Episode Report Card Wing Chun: B- | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Go
By Wing Chun | Season 3 | Episode 15 | Aired on November 18, 2007
Nancy has Segwayed to meet Guillermo on a hill overlooking the rapidly approaching flames. Guillermo offers up a bunch of blah blah -- "act of God" this, "part of nature" that -- but Nancy isn't having it, telling him they're talking about people's homes. Guillermo has an entirely too optimistic view of the wonders the displaced homeowners should expect, courtesy of FEMA, and Nancy isn't having that either, reminding him that her home is down there, too. Guillermo shrugs that she has insurance, but she crabs that she doesn't have any for her weed, or her customer base. Guillermo tells her that, in that case, their destruction might be a sign that it's time for her to move on, just like the bikers are doing. He says that Nancy's white, smart (eh), and pretty (that, I'll give him), and Nancy finishes his thought: "I'll think of something? Fuck you, that's my whole life." Guillermo tries again to get her to see the big picture: it's just one valley, but there's another hill, and another valley beyond it, and so on all the way south to Mexico. Nancy leans in and kicks it promo-style, quietly telling him he's facing west. Guillermo laughs that Nancy should be his navigator. He adds that his people bring in a lot of product. Nancy flatly says she won't be anyone's bitch again, but he tells her that's not what he has in mind: he would take her off the sales floor, and make her his navigator: "I get stuck in traffic a lot." "Stuck in traffic," Nancy repeats, not getting it (or maybe that's just me). Anyway, Guillermo adds, Nancy's house might be totally fine -- and then she could stay in Majestic forever. Hm.
Rec centre. Doug sings that it's just like the Super-Dome, except everyone's white and middle-class. Okay, kind of over the troubador now. Shane draws everyone's attention to yet another news report -- this one on the Christians who tried to get the cross out of the grow house. The reporter asks Tara, about to be loaded into an ambulance, why she and her colleagues did it. Tara: "The Lord told us to." Silas: "Okay, I'm over her." Way to catch up to the rest of us, Sile. Just then, an announcement comes over the PA for Celia to make herself known. Pam idiotically thinks Celia must have lost a raffle Pam wasn't even aware of, and excitedly raises Celia's hand for her...