Episode Report Card Joe R: B | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT He Taught Me How To Drive By
By Joe R | Season 3 | Episode 7 | Aired on 2007.09.24
Andy's on the set of a porno movie. Of course he is. This would be the catering job that Sullivan promised he'd get him last week. He enthuses over male star of the film, telling this "Lexington Steele" that he's a big fan. In fact, it was the Lexington-Steele-brand strap-on that Andy got reamed up the a-hole with back in Season 2. He says it was a little too effective, as it left him with some "oose-lay oopy-pay," as the Pig Latin would have it. Aaaaaaand that's enough of Andy for right now.
Over at Sullivan's office, he asks Nancy to head on over to his construction site with fake IDs and Social Security cards so she can "legalize" his crew of illegals. He realizes it's not the most "kosher" thing to do, but if Nancy won't do it he can always fire her and get someone else to do it. Nancy's all, "You have no idea how un-kosher I can be," in a tone of voice that would fill me with dread even if I hadn't seen the previews. She then switches gears and says she'll have to do it tomorrow, since she has an appointment later today: "it's a woman thing." Celia happens by with lunch for two, and she icily brushes Nancy off, which is bizarre considering how incredibly friendly she was to Nancy last week. Celia moves on to "overtly bitchy" as she suggests Sullivan send Nancy to collect the referendum signatures, since she has "scads of sales experience." I am not thrilled to admit that I have no idea where Celia is coming from this season, and it's not good ambiguity so much as inconsistent characterization, and that makes me sad. Sullivan squeezes Nancy's ass and tells her he'll be back later. Nancy barely suppresses an urge to dance for him.
Porno set. Andy has invited Doug (limping with a crutch after Celia dropped a paperweight on his toe in the earlier scene) and Dean over to observe the festivities. It gets a little more festive than the performers bargained for, however, when Lexington starts farting like crazy from all the hummus and tabbouleh that Andy's been feeding him. Farting porn stars, y'all.