Episode Report Card Kim: B | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Back To The Future
By Kim | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.21.2002
Felicity laughs and says that Sean is "this amazing guy who makes all these crazy inventions." This triggers a montage of Sean explaining some of his inventions like milkless cereal, the combination sleep mask/alarm clock. This montage made me realize that Sean is totally the template upon which Marshall from Alias was built. Then there's one of my favorite Sean scenes ever: Sean reading off his list of possible names for Smoothaise to Ben. Next, Sean shows off the wedding favors he created for Elena and Tracy: musical condoms that play "Here Comes the Bride." This scene was great, if only because it featured Scott Speedman with short hair in the background. Korsakoff hangs the musical condom on the driftwood and says that Sean has too much time on his hands. Felicity protests that Sean is just enthusiastic and "nothing bothers him...well, nothing except Meghan." Flashback to Sean and Meghan arguing about whether she should pay for their vacation, which led to Sean clucking like a chicken. Meghan makes fun of Sean in one of their therapy sessions with Teri Garr. Okay, you know how earlier I said the scene with Sean and the condiment names was my favorite Sean scene? I totally lied. It's actually the scene they show next: Sean, dressed all in leather, returning from the Fetish Ball, and then walking away from the camera to reveal that he is wearing assless pants.
Korsakoff pulls tape out of a cassette and Felicity asks what he's doing. Korsakoff asks, "Did you just say assless pants? Tell me about this," referring to the tape he's holding. Felicity says that they're just tapes that she used to send to her friend Sally, and that they used to tell each other personal things that they couldn't tell anyone else. Oh, no. It's one of the most cringe-worthy moments from the series: when the DJ played Felicity's tape (in which she talks about how she's ready to have sex) at a party. Korsakoff asks Felicity, "So who'd you lose it to?" Felicity asks if this is really necessary. Korsakoff prompts, "Len or Noel?" Felicity answers, "First of all, it's 'Ben.'" Korsakoff thinks she's answering the question, but Felicity clarifies that she was just correcting his name. Korsakoff assumes that Felicity's first time must have been with Noel; Felicity admits that it wasn't, but says that it should have been. Flashback to Felicity showing up at Noel's room to have sex, a scene which culminated in the room starting on fire.