Episode Report Card Kim: B | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Back To The Future
By Kim | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.21.2002
Korsakoff finishes preparing some sort of powder and tells Felicity to watch her eyes because there is a big flash coming up. He tosses a bit of the powder into a candle while Felicity shields her face and...nothing happens. Korsakoff says that he should quit, too, because the spell isn't working. Felicity suggests that Korsakoff use a strand of her hair, because that's what Meghan always does. She yanks a piece out and hands it over. Korsakoff says, "You mean your crazy Wiccan roommate?" and tosses the hair aside. Korsakoff says that from what he's heard, Meghan and Felicity don't seem like very good friends. Felicity laughs quietly and says that Meghan didn't think so either. Cut to Meghan, in Sean's docuventary, saying that living with Felicity is "like living with a TV that's always playing Little House on the Prairie, only with more sweaters." The next clip shows Felicity finding Meghan's underwear in her fridge. Next, Meghan steals the last Jell-O from Felicity in the cafeteria, and Felicity calls her "a selfish, offensive freak show." When Meghan refuses the give the Jell-O back, Elena shows up and demands that Meghan give back the Jell-O, accentuating her point by pointing a plastic gun at Meghan (which means that must have been the episode where they were playing that "Assassins" game).
Korsakoff says that Elena "seems like she's got some issues." Felicity says that Elena was a great friend, but that "she could just be really tough when she wanted to be." Okay, Felicity is talking in the past tense here, so would now be a perfect time for her to remember that if she goes back to the future, Elena will be dead? Right? Just to further underscore the point that the writers hate Tangi Miller, all of Elena's clips feature Elena kicking ass: the time she punched Blair for cheating on her, the time she told Sean she could kick his ass, the time she tackled Felicity when she walked in the door, and the time she kicked Richard in the head because he tried to feel her up. Felicity adds, "But deep down, Elena was a softie, especially about Tracy." Flashback to Tracy's proposal to Elena. Korsakoff asks what Elena said, and Felicity says that Elena said yes, and that they planned the wedding, and Javier was the wedding coordinator, but then they didn't end up going through with it. Felicity tells him that Meghan and Sean got married instead, and Korsakoff asks who Sean is.