Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Taylor Doose Will Have His Revenge
By Jacob Clifton | Season 1 | Episode 21 | Aired on 03.14.2011
s always fun."
Samara: "I like girls."
Emily: "I do too!"
Samara: "Do you like earrings?"
Emily: "Sure, whatever!"
Samara: "Don't tell the director! Apparently it makes sense to have your hair covering your ears for the next two scenes, while we talk about these earrings forever and ever, that the audience will never see. Apparently that means we're doing our jobs."
Paige: "Um, nice earrings? That I can't see?"
Emily: "Hey, this is Samara the girl you screwed over yesterday. We're pretty much dating now. I told her about your dad and all your details."
Paige: "WHAT?"
Emily: "Um, that is what us lesbians do. Don't get weird."
Paige: (Gets weird, because have you met Paige.)
Emily: "Sorry about my nuts girlfriend."
Samara: "I can wait."
(The Marins' gorgeous house, made even more gorgeous by this gorgeous episode.)
Caleb: "I brought back your screwdriver on the off that Hanna would be there, but also because that's the kind of hacker werewolf I am."
Ashley: "Here's the deal. You're obviously okay. We kind of skipped over that rewarding part of the storyline, but it's okay to impute the fact that I've realized that. Mostly it's because of that thing Hanna told me which is that I'm twice the grifter you could ever be."
Caleb: "So we're going to sleep together? Or what."
Ashley: "No, not even this show is that fucked up."
Ashley: "But I will tell you that you should go to the Founders' Festival so that Hanna's regular issues and everybody's boy issues don't get mixed up with her daddy issues. One more boy skipping out of town is not what girlfriend needs right now. She already feels like a ho."
Caleb: "Even though you are the worst mom of all time, you are still a pretty good mom. Maybe if I had a mom like you I wouldn't be a drifter and a loner and whatever."
Ashley: "If I were your mother I guarantee you would be even more fucked up than you are, but I understand and appreciate the sentiment."
Caleb: "So what are my chances to fix this before I leave town?"
Ashley: "The only correct thing I ever told my daughter is that you would fuck her up."
Caleb: "Yeah but like, that only happens to be true."
Ashley: "Nevertheless. She's been listening to Elliot Smith up there."
Caleb: "Whoa."
Ashley: "Yeah."