Episode Report Card Sara M: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Sugar And Spice And Everything Nice
By Sara M | Season 17 | Episode 6 | Aired on 10.30.2008
For the first round, we have Ace as Fang's attacker and Randy as Kota's. The round doesn't last long, as Randy shows surprising speed and agility in charging Ken, who tries to toss the ball to Crystal but doesn't quite get the strength behind it, and the ball smashes on the ground in a pick-up shot. "It's over!" Randy cries, his usual obnoxious self.
And for the second round, we've got Bob as Kota's attacker and Sugar as Fang's. Um, what? Sugar? Really? Don't they have Crystal, who's seven feet tall? And supposedly Olympic-level fast? Why aren't they using her? Sugar doesn't disappoint, however, as Randy makes growling sounds in his corner and a disgusted Sugar says "this guy is so ugly over here. He's such an ugly person. And mean." And thus, Sugar begins her campaign of awesomeness for this episode. "This should be fun," Probst says. Randy doesn't seem at all phased, most likely because he's heard statements like Sugar's from a lot of women over the years. Like, all of them. And will for many years to come. The round begins. Sugar is slow and ineffective, while Bob is a freak of nature, flinging his 57-year-old body at all players, knocking Ken and Ace over and tripping over ropes. "Sugar doing nothing. Absolutely nothing," Probst says. I guess with Kelly gone, he has to pick on the next blonde girl. Crystal watches from her seat on the ground. Why is she on the ground? Why isn't she playing? Why isn't she in the middle of Kota's field slamming Randy's head into a pole? Meanwhile, Bob slams into Matty. On the other field, Sugar giggles. Finally, Ace's throw is knocked askew by Bob and the red ball smashes open on the ground.
Third round: Matty is attacking for Fang and Dan is attacking for Kota. Dan comes out swinging, and tackles Ace as he gets the ball. Ace tries to throw it to Sugar, but it hits the post and smashes open. Fang loses, to the surprise of no one. Kota then sends Sugar to Exile, to the surprise of no one. Probst remarks on how Sugar has now broken some kind of Exile record, and off she goes. "Sugar is a pin-up model. She is completely worthless when it comes to challenges. So when it comes to Sugar and this game, I would really really desire her to go," Matty tells us. With that, Probst tells Kota they'll be having a fun afternoon, and Randy takes the opportunity to give Corinne a tight hug. As Kota heads off to their helicopter for a day of fun and food, Matty says it's awful to see them get everything and his tribe get nothing.