Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 112 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Already Gone
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 3 | Aired on 10.13.2013
Zach: "Just some horny boy. You should probably be aware of this storyline where Grace is a sexual trophy."He takes to the computer, where she stares at the sexiness rankings for a long time after he closes out his window of last week's goat video.
Zach: "It's not her fault, she's clearly weirded out by it, but that's why everybody is calling the house. Got it? Because I fucking hate it."
Alicia: "Of all the women under surveillance on this show about women under surveillance, she is the least prepared in any way."
GOV OFC
Marilyn: "So now your fake promotion to Transit Authority is also out? What kind of fucking goat rodeo is this?"
Eli: "We're reorganizing the ethics commission, giving it more power. Sending you to Springfield so you can be in the thick of it..."
Marilyn: "Your big plan to look more ethical is to move your ethical oversight out of town altogether?"
Peter: "A new governorship means new strategies, Marilyn."
Marilyn: "No, this is bullshit. Do you have a separate commission just to think up ways to creep me out more?"
Peter: "Fine, you keep those gams here in town and..."
Marilyn: "And I get unfettered access. The opposite of being shipped out of town."
Eli: "Are we on the same page yet that you automatically know I'm lying when I say okay?"
TARA
Tara: "They hate me, don't they?"
Alicia: "I mean, I kinda hate you so I would imagine they do more. But also, they want what's best for you. They have really adopted you in a certain way."
Tara: "Well, I refuse to consider the repercussions of my actions. I'm a kid, my frontal lobe isn't fully developed yet so I don't understand consequences."
Alicia: "You have a trust for $120K coming up when you're 21. Do you realize that they have that now? They can take that?"
David Lee: "Now I am here to insert myself into this situation."
Alicia: "But David Lee, you are a monster!"
David Lee: "Yeah, but I'm also the head of Family Law and this is my fucking dream case."
Tara: "This man smells like matches."
David Lee: "Sulfur and brimstone. Now, tell me more about your courage and how life is a precious commodity. Even if that life is short and brutal and goes nowhere and is only an extension of your own selfishness."