Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 112 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Already Gone
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 3 | Aired on 10.13.2013
Tara: "I know, Kathy! But I also know that I am psychic about this fetus."Brian: "Alicia, we are paying you. Not this nutcase."
Alicia: "This is part of the agreement between all five of us, though."
Kathy: "Tara... You're hurting us."
Tara: "I know! But I am just a dumb weird kid."
Lawyer: "So but you did not suddenly also go crazy, right?"
Alicia: "It's not about whether I agree with her. I am doing the job."
Lawyer: "So it's in Tara's best interest to be the mother of a child with major defects."
Alicia: "Nobody said anything about her raising the child."
Lawyer: "This is their genetic material. They're the only ones with a choice here."
Alicia: "Regretfully we disagree. What are you gonna do, sue us to force her to get an abortion?"
Lawyer: "No, just for breach of contract. We're talking like half a million bucks my clients sunk into this venture. This numb-nuts, bankrupt."
Alicia: "Then I guess I have to really fight hard for this awful thing to happen."
Lawyer: "Nope, also nope. Because you are fired."
Alicia: "But they can't do that until the contract..."
Lawyer: "Is concluded? Yeah, that's your entire point here, isn't it?"
Alicia: "Then I guess I have to fight really hard for this awful thing to happen... For free."
Lawyer: "What in the fuck is wrong with you?"
Alicia: "Somehow it has become my ethical Waterloo."
DIANE'S OFC
Will: "You are super fired."
Diane: "This is my firm!"
Will: "Was."
Diane: "Then get the security guards!"
Will: "Not forcing you out publicly is a favor I am doing you. Even David Lee is trying to be classy about this, doesn't that tell you anything?"
Diane: "You want to end it this way?"
Will: "You already ended it. Now you go be a Judge, and we will continue to be lawyers. Coming back from the bad thing you have done to us that is déjà vu of the bad thing I did to us last time."
Alicia: "...It occurs to me that I should not have been in this scene. FML."
HOME
Jimmy Lawrence: "Is Grace there? This is a horny boy."
Alicia: "Go away, Jimmy Lawrence."
Alicia: "Who is Jimmy Lawrence and what is he to us?"