Episode Report Card Miss Alli: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Head wounds and foot races
By Miss Alli | Season 7 | Episode 5 | Aired on 03.28.2005
Ron hits. Lynn hits. These early teams get going in their cars. Ron explains in an interview that he had driven through the desert in Humvees before, and he's pretty sure he's alone in that. So, you know. It's just like downtown Baghdad. Ray hits, and he and Deana leave. This leaves Rob and Meredith throwing after Joyce gets her hit, but then she and Uchenna can't figure out where they left their bags. Oy. As Rob begins to grouse about whether the spears are sharpened (heh -- "My spear is broken!"), Amber notes that "he loses patience pretty quickly." Yeah, I've noticed that. Meredith then gets his hit, meaning that Rob is the last man standing. Ooh, I bet that's burning him up. He finally hits, and he and Amber get on their way, noting that they're apparently in last place.
By the time the last few teams get on the road, though, Meredith and Gretchen are just ahead of Rob and Amber, who are just ahead of Uchenna and Joyce, who got screwed looking for their backpacks. Up ahead, Brian comments that he's been "hanging out with Lynn too much," because he's inclined to go, "Whee-hee-hee!" Which is awesome, but not as awesome as when they cut directly to Lynn going, "Whee-hee-hee!" "Oh my God," Lynn adds dramatically, "this is so Indiana Jones." "Who ever thought we'd be driving through bush country?" Gretchen asks in her car, and then she adds, "That isn't President Bush, either." Yeah, we got that. NOT FUNNY. Rob and Amber pass pokey Meredith and Gretchen, and Rob is quite a bit more gloaty than necessary. They then pass Ray and Deana as well, and Ray is not at all happy about that. "Dammit! Critical mistakes!" Ray says. In the Uchenna and Joyce car, Joyce comments, "All I see is Meredith's dust." "Is that her up there?" Uchenna asks. "Meredith is the guy," Joyce corrects. And they gave them clothes! See, you don't have to be a jerk to get their names wrong, although that Venn diagram is currently inconclusive.
As Brian and Greg head down the road, it seems like Brian is trying to navigate and trying to avoid certain parts of the road, and he's sort of winding up all over the place. Greg urges him to stay on the marked part of the road, but before you know it, there is wild commotion footage, and then we see their car, flipped by the side of the road.
Commercials. Oh, Edie Falco.
When we return, we are watching the aftermath of a pretty nasty crash, where Brian and Greg are standing around watching as at least three people tend to a gentleman we've never seen before who is lying on the ground with his head in the lap of a woman we've never seen before. "We rolled over," says one of the boys, "and our camera guy's hurt." Aww. Get well, camera guy!
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