Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 10 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT What The Water Gave Me
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 25 | Aired on 03.19.2012
Spencer: "Hide & Seek was my favorite game with Melissa. You wanna know why? I always won."
Liars: "...Yeah, nobody know what you're talking about, crazy."
TO SCHOOL
Liars: "It was so amazing how scary Melissa was with that yogurt! It was like Ian with the milk, all over again. I bet when that baby drinks its bottle it's going to be as scary as both parents at once, spookily slurping on dairy. Slurrrp."
Emily: "I don't trust Melissa as far as I can throw her and Ian's fetus, but you know who also knows about the Jenna Thing? Jenna Thing. We're not done yet."
Liars: "Another thing to remember for this episode is that A is crazy smart, like, genius on steroids. Adrenaline hyperreality smart. And the only person smarter than Spencer is..."
Spence: "-- Don't even. Melissa did score higher on the Wechsler Scale, but when you take into account my scores and the Flynn Effect, combined with real-life accomplishments, the gap in our IQs is virtually nonexistent!"
Amazing.
So I guess the new plan is, they're going to go back through that dufflebag they've already been through a million times, just to try once more to figure out what Ali knew about A before she died. Problem: Everybody's house -- between Byron's shittiness, Ashley and Ella's awareness of the A Factor, and Pam coming back into town, to evict their poor renters I guess -- is sort of out of the question right now. Where they eventually do go, I will just tell you since it's hilarious that they're going to Ezra Fitz's house. Because I guess he just left everything exactly where it was when he skipped town, so Aria would have somewhere private to draw faces on paper bags and eat takeout and whatnot.
MONA
Walks up at this point, and even though she's totally involved and is an honorary Liar that has A all over her like everybody else, they switch to talking about the Masqued Ball. Let's listen in on the amazing things Mona has to say today!
Mona: "Can you believe Blind Jenna's going? A week ago, that would have made me a no-show, but since she dumped Noel Kahn-man for Seeing-Eye Toby... Sorry, Spencer... I decided to go. Let's all go get costumes at this great vintage store I know about in a little haunted hell-town hellmouth I know called Brookhaven."
Liars: "It's not because you mentioned the Town Without Pity, and it's not that we hate you, but we all have other shit going on. The real truth is that we are meeting up later to figure out who's stalking all of us, but to 'protect' you we're going to lie about that and just fake it out. Hope that doesn't push you in a sociopathic rage or adrenalized state of hyperreality or anything."