Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 10 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT What The Water Gave Me
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 25 | Aired on 03.19.2012
They split up.
Caleb immediately appears to Hanna! Even though he was supposed to be hanging out with his mom, who flew into town today -- Therapy Anne? -- Mona got him to Brookhaven and picked out his costume and presented Caleb to Hanna as a gift. Like a pigeon she tore the head off of. As is their wont, Hanna and Mona immediately make Caleb's presence more about them than noticing him standing there.
Hanna: "Sorry we all lied to you and totally burned you yesterday, but I mean, we always do that."
Mona: "No problem, because I have a feeling you won't be keeping any secrets from me ever again."
Hanna: "What?"
Mona: "I said, Something stupid about Caleb being a hot toddy!"
Hanna: "Oh, okay. I love you!"
Mona: "I love you too! In a scary way!"
Oh man, I just remembered this one time where I talked about how Mona loves Hanna so much she wants to scoop out Hanna's insides and wear her like a sweater and pilot her around town like a giant robot! How could I know that?
STATE OF ADRENALINE HYPERREALITY IS HOW
Spencer: "I have to admit, you had me fooled, but I've got you figured out."
Mona: "Oh shit, you know I'm A?"
Spencer: "What? No, just that you're pretending to be a superficial bitch but you're actually a really good friend. Rewind to what you just said?"
Mona: "Nope. But thanks for saying that. When my blood reign begins, you may not be the first to fall."
Spencer: "You're being so random tonight! Anyway, sorry I stood idly by and let Alison torture you for so many years. She kind of worked our insecurities."
Mona: "Don't be silly! I haven't thought about that bitch since I murdered her and started stalking you. Although it's weird that you mention her, because I have a flashback to tell you about Alison that is maybe a lie or maybe it is the truth."
FLASHBACK TO BROOKHAVEN
Mona: "Alison, what are you doing here, a week before you die?"
Alison: "Oh shit. Martha without her Dumptruck. Go away."
Mona: "Being in the same town with you is like we're shopping together!"
Alison: "What are you, in an omniscient state of hypperreality, which is not a real thing?"
Mona: "Why are you wearing your Vivian Darkbloom wig and outfit? Are you playing a game? A Lying Game? A Pretty Little Lying Ga..."
Alison: "-- First of all, shut up and stop babbling."