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Episode Report Card Pablo G: A | 164 USERS: B YOU GRADE IT We Are Family

By Pablo G | Season 2 | Episode 3 | Aired on 2012.10.14

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Flashlights. Dec and Trey are searching a nice home in the night for things to steal. Apparently becoming fully immersed in the world of cat burglary happens very quickly. Declan is all sorts of nervous. He feels like they've already got a good haul, but Trey insists on searching some more. They find a Babe Ruth-signed baseball and Trey notes that anyone who would leave that out in the open deserves to be jacked. Where else would someone keep an autographed baseball? Isn't the point to display it and lord it over people? I digress. The homeowners return, and that's the boys' cue to skedaddle.

Stowaway late at night. Amily sits alone at the bar with her laptop, a bottle of whiskey and glass of warm milk. Don't worry; Ams simply sniffs the bottle before trying to down the milk. Jack comes in and notices her insomnia, for which she's looking for cures online. Jack notes they're going to have plenty of sleepless nights when the baby comes. This sets off Amily about not wanting to raise the kid near beer taps. They need to set up a nursery. Jack's on top of it, though. He'll paint Declan's room, steam clean a rug and bring down his grandma's rocking chair from the attic. That's not good enough for Preg Nancy. She got a $5,000 gift certificate from Charlotte for the baby, and wants to do up the nursery in style. Jack wants no part of charity from the Graysons -- never mind that Charlotte is technically a Clarke. Jack's done with this discussion. Charlotte can be an aunt without throwing money at them, and he's going to do the nursery himself. That's about as hardcore as an argument about a nursery can get, I suppose.

Grayson Manor, the next day. The whole family sits at breakfast and Ashley comes in, reverting back to her planner role under Victoria. She's confirmed a one-on-one interview for Victoria through her contact at Vanity Fair. Daniel asks about Victoria's move to go public and Conrad explains that she's actually inviting all of the media in an effort to capitalize on the world's current sympathy for her. Ashley passes out vague talking points for the whole family. Victoria instructs everyone that they are not to leave the house or individually address the press until this whole thing is over with. All of the Graysons under house arrest together? This comes to mind.