Episode Report Card Sara M: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT A Muslim In Need Is A Friend Indeed
By Sara M | Season 8 | Episode 6 | Aired on 10.19.2003
It's now evening, and Kevin is pulling his car up to the curb. Apparently the Treehouse doesn't come with driveway privileges. Kevin gets out of the car, but his passenger, Carlos, does not. He says he can't. Sounds like someone's got leg cramps from sitting in a cramped coach seat for five or six hours. I guess jetBlue isn't as luxurious as it purports to be. Kevin sympathizes with Carlos's apparent nervousness about talking to RevCam, saying that it's all a part of being in "the club." "What club?" Carlos says disgustedly, forgetting to add, "Your strange robot mannerisms frighten me." "The club for men married to daughters of Reverend Eric Camden." Founding member: Kevin Kinkirk. President: Kevin Kinkirk. Secretary: Kevin Kinkirk. Treasurer: Kevin Kinkirk. Perhaps Carlos can aspire to be the Vice-President, but he'll have to win a majority of the votes. Which would be one. Carlos says he doesn't know what he's doing there, but he thinks it's bad news. Kevin gets back in the car and says that they can just chill in there until Carlos is ready. Carlos suggests driving away. Suddenly, RevCam pulls up behind the car. Why is RevCam parking at the curb? Maybe Mary's sports car is blocking the entrance to the driveway. Anyway, RevCam gets out of the car with a big stupid grin on his face as Carlos begs Kevin to drive away. Kevin speeds off, leaving RevCam to run after it for a second, then stand around looking confused. I'll bet that happens to him a lot. Also, Carlos rules.
We see an exterior shot of Roxanne's father's house. The well in the front yard strikes me as tacky. Inside, Roxanne reads about how to avoid getting stabbed by homeless men with butter knives until Chandler walks in the room, holding a box of pizza. "Your father let me in," Chandler whispers, "and this pizza was just a little something to tide me over on the way to your house." Because, you know, Chandler's kind of fat. Chandler wants to talk, but Roxanne doesn't. "What do you want to do?" Chandler whispers intensely. The Guitar of WHORE! WHORE! WHORE! plays as Roxanne walks towards Chandler with a "seductive" smile on her face. Then they make out.
Asslee snottily replies to a knock on her bedroom door by telling her dad that she just wants to be alone. Then the door opens to reveal Asslee's dad in a drag-queen get-up worse than Gene Hackman's in The Birdcage. Oh, I'm sorry -- that's not Asslee's dad, that's Annie. Asslee asks Annie what she's doing out of Arizona. Annie says that she missed her family and decided to fly back to see them. She didn't miss them enough to have actually seen them yet, however; she drove to Asslee's house straight from the airport. Asslee and Annie apologize to each in unison, then hug fakely. I can understand Annie needing to apologize, but what is Asslee apologizing for? Her bad haircut? Her Avril Lavigne-sk8r-style t-shirt over a long-sleeved shirt? Her incomprehensibly bad acting? Her sister? No, she just says that she's sorry for spending so much time at the CamPound. Annie says that she was angry at herself, and she took it out on Asslee. Annie's been having a hard time choosing between taking care of her father and her children, especially since "[she doesn't] like [her] choices." Yeah, having to choose between Graham Jarvis's corpse and SamVid would be a sort of "death is not an option" kind of decision.