Episode Report Card Cindy McLennan: B | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Come On, Buffy
By Cindy McLennan | Season 3 | Episode 6 | Aired on 10.20.2011
Donovan Domicile: Vicki revels in being able to feel everything. Matt wants to know about Vicki's deal with the witch. Vicki: "If I want to stay here, I have to help her restore the balance." Vicki picks up a monkey wrench and turns to face her brother. "Klaus's hybrids can't be allowed to survive." Matt says she can't kill Tyler. Vicki: "Not Tyler, Matt. It's Elena who is the key to creating the hybrids." When he tries to stop her from leaving, Vicki clocks him in the head with the wrench and knocks him out. "I'm sorry, Matty, but I want to stay."
Keg Party: Elena tries to fake it 'til she makes it. She smiles as she cheers on a keg stand -- until she sees Stefan watching her from across the way. She raises her cup to him, chugs and smirks. Elsewhere, Damon starts flirting with Rebekah, and there's this whole big thing with gooey, roasted marshmallows, and finger licking but I've got to fly through this. Imagine it's all Evil Pixie Monster flirtatious. Elena is not so happy when she sees Damon with Rebekah and that does not escape Stefan's notice. He comes up beside her and rubs it in about Damon having his flirt on. Elena lies that she's not jealous, but Stefan insists she is and that Damon would be thrilled. She chugs the rest of her cup, tosses it at Stefan, and then walks off.
Meanwhile, Bonnie is on the phone with Matt, and he's telling her he messed up. As this happens, some guy randomly lays his cigarette down on the windshield of a car. Vicki walks by and picks it up. Okay, if no one can see Vicki, do they just see a cigarette floating in mid-air? Clean up your mythology, show. Please.
Damon makes Rebekah a S'more and there's more flirty-wirty nonsense. There's no flies on Becky, though. She stands. "You're distracting me. Why?" When Damon replies that he's trying to be a good housemate, Rebekah puts her hand on his shoulder. "There's never a fair fight between us, Damon." She then takes her marshmallow roasting stick and plunges it into his tummy. "Remember that." As she walks off, Damon collapses back down onto the log on which they were sitting, and struggles to pull out the stick.
Lockwood Mansion: When Tyler wakes up on his couch he asks Caroline how he got there. She tells him she brought him there because he was being a, "D-bag." When she explains the show's lame-ass use of "siring," Tyler argues that he's no one's pet. Caroline wants to know what's come over him then, because he's acting like the old, obnoxious pre-werewolf him, with whom she would never be friends. Ty apologizes. He doesn't want to be that guy. "I hated that guy." Me too, brother. Caroline cautions him about being careful, because vampyrism heightens a person's emotions. He promises he will. "Everything I like about me -- is you." Awww. They smooch. They have sex. Blah blee bloo.