Episode Report Card Maggie: B- | 1 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead
By Maggie | Season 3 | Episode 15 | Aired on 05.08.2001
Knoll and Felicity are on the roof of a building, presumably the loft. He's yelling and screaming because he got the job in Seattle. He's all, "It's a great day," and "The world's one big giant opportunity." I guess he's over his existential angst. Felicity says that she's happy for him. He rambles about doing something crazy to celebrate. She suggests "TP-ing the library" to make Richard crazy, but makes it clear that she's kidding. Knoll thinks she's "a genius," but she reminds him about the time she was caught breaking into the pool. He doesn't care that it's a dumb idea because he's been there for four years and he feels that he has to do "one stupid and idiotic thing" before he leaves. Hey Knoll, if you want to be all wild and crazy how about not doing something stupid and idiotic? Like, how about not leading Felicity on without telling her that you have a girlfriend named Hannah? How about not befriending Richard? How about not dumping Ruby? How about not marrying Gnatalie, a woman you barely know? How about not changing your name to Leon and putting blonde streaks in your hair? How about not stealing a fellow student's password and hacking into her email in order to stalk her? How about not being your usual stupid and idiotic and moronic self for once? Just once. That would be a departure from the norm for you. Somehow, he manages to talk Felicity into accompanying him on his most recent descent into insanity. They both become a little misty about the fact that he's moving away. I become a little misty because he doesn't decide to leap off the building as his one stupid and idiotic act.
Felicity and Knoll smuggle a number of toilet paper rolls into the library and stash them on a shelf. Felicity complains that the prank is stupid. Knoll agrees that it's stupid, but assures her that it will be fun. In a moment of exposition, Felicity -- who has been helping him prepare for the job interview -- asks, "Hey, I know you already told me, um, but what's this job in Seattle exactly?" For the benefit of the viewing audience, Knoll explains that "Quentin Fitzgerald, that computer billionaire...is starting a foundation for the arts and they're looking for a bunch of young graphic designers." That still doesn't explain what you'll be doing there, Knoll. She whispers that she'll miss him. Anyway, since he'll purportedly be "heading up the whole thing" he offers her a job as a co-ordinator to work with the artists. Before she can answer, he shushes her because they hear a security guard.