Episode Report Card Maggie: B- | 1 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead
By Maggie | Season 3 | Episode 15 | Aired on 05.08.2001
Of course, who should be waiting in the living room with Avery, but Felicity. She asks Ben what Knoll is talking about. Ben replies that he has "no idea." Knoll yells at Avery that she said "something happened." Avery just stands there, not saying a word, and looking for all the world like she had nothing to do with this mess. Ben admits that Avery kissed him, but that it was only one kiss. Knoll blurts, "Good luck," and storms off. I don't know exactly whom he said that to, but it was a really snotty thing to say. In case I haven't said it for a while, I hate Knoll. Ben looks at his shoes. Avery grabs her stuff and sighs, "See you," before splitting. Felicity shakes her head and glares at Ben, who continues to study his feet.
After the commercials, we're back at the loft where we left off. Felicity demands to know why he didn't tell her that he kissed Avery. Ben clarifies that Avery kissed him. Felicity still wants to know why he didn't tell her about it. He answers that "it was a stupid kiss." He assures her that he wants to be with her and not Avery. Felicity asks "what the hell" Avery was doing there. Ben states that Avery just "showed up" and asks what he should have done. Felicity tells him that he should have said no and wonders why he can't say no to Avery. Ben retaliates with the break-up kit coupons and says that Knoll is still in love with Felicity. She gets angry and accuses him of changing the subject; she declares that she doesn't want him hanging around with Avery. Ben says he doesn't want her spending the summer with Knoll. They argue about Knoll and Avery, although Felicity doesn't think they are similar situations. Ben screams that Knoll is trying to break up Ben and Felicity. I imagine that Knoll is listening to them from the other room and rubbing his hands with glee when Felicity says she doesn't know what to do, and leaves.
At the girls' apartment, Molly wanders into the kitchen. She's got her hair mashed down and parted in the centre with two tight ponytails on either side of her head. She's channelling Elfi Schlagel circa 1974. Since Elena is busy scrubbing the fridge, Molly assumes that the test went badly. Elena declares that it went fine, and that she's working on the fridge because she's "a bigot." Molly doesn't know what she's talking about, so Elena explains that she thought DeForrest was all that and a bag of chips when she didn't know what he looked like. Since she's discovered that he's eaten all that and a bag of chips, it's the only reason they aren't dating. Molly opines that Elena can't help it if there isn't "any chemistry" between her and DeForrest. Elena gets a determined look on her face and closes the fridge. Molly stands there with a puzzled expression.