Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT DON'T CALL, DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 4 | Aired on 06.26.2012
Nate: "She always said you were her only true love. Anyway, nice hang."
Emily: "I will totally fall for this nonsense. Let's get together later so you can give me her parents' address."
Nate: "Cool, I also left a book on accident so you'll have even more reason to accidentally find yourself dating me."
Emily: "Grief can do some odd things to a lady."
RADLEY
Wren: "That Officer Josh, I don't trust him."
Hanna: "Mona's been in here for five months, how's she supposed to know about gravediggers?"
Wren: "I don't know, but a judge is not going to just give him a warrant like that for nothing. It's called due process."
Hanna: "Bitch, please. How long have you lived in this town?"
Wren: "Listen, I am so fine it's hard to even keep track of what we're talking about in this scene."
Hanna: "Something about visiting hours or... Nope, lost it."
HASTINGS
Emily: "So what then do we think Mona said to Officer Josh?"
Aria: "And does it implicate us?"
Hanna: "And who is the Black Swan?"
Aria: "And when did Melissa lose her baby for real?"
Spencer: "I can't imagine Melissa coming after us, apparently."
Emily: Amazing WTF face. At least somebody's paying attention.
Aria: "She knows about the NAT Club murder video?"
Hanna: "You seduced her fiancée, ruined her engagement and got her next one killed? I just got back from some Wren time so I know what I'm talking about."
Spencer: "I mean, I kind of think her constant low-level bitchiness is the end result of all that. Not this Black Swan crap. Or faking a pregnancy. Even for us Hastingses that's pretty over the top. In any case, I'm ... going to Philadelphia now and bother her."
Aria: "Great, can you just drop me off at Ez..."
Liars: "SHUT UP, ARIA."
TALON
Ella: "Whoa, coffee?"
Ashley: "Yeah, what do you mean?"
Ella: "I've just never seen you drink a beverage before. Hey, how about these posters?"
Ashley: "Man, if they don't stop killing little girls soon, there won't be any little girls left."
Ella: "Then maybe we could get some action."
Ashley: "I heard you there, sister. Speaking of... Any online dating successes to share since an hour ago?"