Episode Report Card Erin: B- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Kissing a Fool. Or Two.
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 3 | Aired on 2007.10.08
She tells him that she's not interested in starting a book club with him and that he should just stay the hell away from her. He agrees that he will, if she agrees to own up to the fact that she cut off her own toe. Claire's like, "I dropped a bottle of red polish and it just looked like I was bleeding and I have really small toes and I lost my pinkie toe in a bizarre gardening accident and thank you so much for bringing up the past because now I'm going to cry!" And West is like, "You suck at lying, sister, cuz I SAW your toe grow back and you're kind of cute and we should continue fighting like this because we're totally just bickering because we really like each other." And Claire is like, "You're a smartass. Kiss me." And West is like, "Stop lying and own up to the fact that you grow limbs and maybe I will!" And Claire is like, "Uch! You're adorably smug! I totally want you! But I'm going to class so you'll think I don't!" And West is like, "Fine! Don't cut off any toes along the way! And I'll just watch your pert little butt from here, thanks!"
Molly Has Two Daddies. Matt is sleeping sitting up again, watching over Molly. He wakes with a start when he hears someone else in the apartment. He grabs his gun and makes for the kitchen, only to find Mohinder there, making some chai tea. They discuss how Mohinder's no longer going to be a field man for The Company and how he's going to be placed in New York from now on. Mohinder thinks this is great, because this means he can help with Molly now. Matt, however, thinks this is lame, because it means that Mohinder's going to be doing his spy work in their backyard. "Someone's grouchy when he doesn't get his sleep," quips Mohinder. Heh. You just know that Ramamurthy and Grunberg are camping this shit up when the cameras aren't rolling. The situation is just way too ripe for comic platform-shoe-wearing, feather-boa-sporting gold.
Matt tells Mohinder that Molly's struggling at school and having nightmares and that he has his hands full with her and can't be arsed to baby-sit Mohinder too. Mohinder's like, "Who the hell said I needed babysitting?" Matt's like, "I did! Because you're a dang professor and you're not 007, and you're too pretty for spy work!" Mohinder's like, "I am not too pretty! And I swore to bring The Company down! And stop harping on me like a jealous fishwife!" Matt's like, "The Company abducted me and they're evil and you can't handle it and I don't want you to die and I just want you to hold me!" Mohinder's like, "For the last time, I WILL NOT HOLD YOU!" Their lovers' quarrel wakes Molly, and she runs into Mohinder's arms, and he tells her he's never leaving her again. Matt just stares at Molly jealously, because it should be HIM in Mohinder's arms, not her! Stupid kid!