Episode Report Card Maggie: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Docuventary II
By Maggie | Season 2 | Episode 17 | Aired on 04.11.2000
Speaking of Greg and Felicity, there they are at the Health Centre. Felicity is getting him to sign various papers and she tells him that she's interested in taking Maureen's old job. She rattles off her experience but asks that he not show any favouritism. Assume much? She asks him to consider her officially for the job and he says that he will.
In slow motion at the Admissions Office, Ben snoops in a file, presumably Greg's. He frowns and puts his hand to his mouth, which, if my understanding of slow-motion emotions is correct, means that he has found something disturbing.
In the lecture hall, Knoll's students are leaving and Ruby asks Knoll to call her later. Ben stays in his seat at the back of the class and asks Knoll what he knows about Greg. Knoll says that he and Ruby saw Greg at the clinic and thought he was okay. Ben asks if Knoll knows whether Greg and Felicity are dating. Knoll is surprised by the question and is unaware that Greg and Felicity are close. Ben divulges what he learned from his snooping and says, "Two years ago, he was busted for cocaine possession." Knoll asks whether Ben is sure and then they both agree that is "screwed up" that Greg is working at the Health Centre. Ben wonders aloud whether he should tell Felicity what he knows. The two of them turn into macho lunkheads and decide that they won't say anything until they know for sure whether Felicity and Greg are dating, because, after all, "Felicity is an adult." Clearly, they don't really believe that Felicity can think for herself, though. Knoll does an about-face and says that he knew there was something about Greg that he didn't like. Whatever, Knoll. That's how I've always felt about you.
In Felicity and Meghan's dorm room, Felicity attempts to start a tape to Sally, complete with the "Dear Sally" background music. She can't do it so the music stops abruptly when she tells Sean and Richard that "it's not going to work." Sean urges her to continue but Meghan comes in and Felicity leaves because she has to get to work. Richard says, "Hey, how about that dorm tour?" Felicity suggests that Meghan could do it. Meghan snarls, "Oh yeah, because I do everything Felicity says now. Have a good day, master!" Meghan asks them if they want a tour. Sean says yes and Meghan asks, "How much you got?" Sean offers $50 but Meghan wants $75. They haggle for a bit and Sean finally agrees to $75. When he reaches for his wallet, she says $90. Richard protests that she said $75 but Meghan tells them she meant $90 and she wants them to get out. Sean asks whether she takes American Express, which elicits no response from Meghan. Sean pauses at the door before leaving and sneers, "Well, do ya?" They walk out the door, surprisingly, with their testicles still intact.