Episode Report Card Maggie: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Docuventary II
By Maggie | Season 2 | Episode 17 | Aired on 04.11.2000
Back at the Health Centre, Felicity is photocopying a pamphlet about scabies and describing her other glamourous job duties to Sean and Richard. Greg and Doug, the new guy at the Health Centre, stop and talk to Felicity. Greg is giving Doug the tour and Felicity says, "That must be exciting." Doug obviously doesn't know what to make of that comment and asks her what she means. Felicity clarifies that she meant it really isn't that exciting. Greg asks her how eight o'clock sounds and Felicity thinks it would be great. Richard apologizes to Greg about his "computer files" and Greg tells him not to worry about it and walks away. Sean thinks it is great that Felicity and Greg are going out and he asks if he and Richard can come along. Felicity lets Sean know that won't be happening. Richard thinks they "gotta spy on her." Sean is against it. Richard, in an extreme close-up, says, "What? We're documentarians, it's our job." I realize that Richard brings some humour to the show, but I don't like him. He reminds me of too many self-involved jerks that I've known.
Ben, dressed in a uniform, is in a Campus Security office with an old security guard dude, when Sean and Richard show up. The old dude is showing Ben how he should be answering the phone. He picks up the receiver and says, "CAMPus Security," to demonstrate. Ben tries and says, "Campus Security." The old dude tells him to do it again and put more emphasis on "campus." Ben does it again, putting the tiniest bit more emphasis on campus, and the old dude says, "Better." ["That scene made me pee. I love when Ben is funny." -- Wing Chun]
Richard and Sean are out on the street taping Felicity and Greg through a restaurant window. They zoom in for a close-up of Felicity and Greg laughing and eating with chopsticks. Sean says, "We really shouldn't be doing this." Why the attack of conscience now, Sean? Next we see Felicity and Greg out on the street, probably in front of the dorm, about to say goodnight. Sean says, "Oh man, I hope she doesn't kiss him." Richard wants to know why not and Sean says, "Because Ben'll hate that." Richard asks why Ben hates Greg so much. Sean says that he doesn't know just as Felicity spots them and runs across the street toward them, threatening to kill them. Sean and Richard start running and we get to see feet hitting the sidewalk. Richard says, "This is bad. This is Blair Witch bad." The addition of Richard to the cast of Blair Witch Project would have made it the scariest movie ever.