Episode Report Card Erin: A | 1 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Hell Hath No Fury
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 7 | Aired on 11.08.2003
Simon Le Bon Sark reaches over next to him and picks up a hard cover dossier. He tosses it into the front seat. "A wedding present," he says. "A touch informal, I know, but everything else on your registry was taken." Killjoy breathes heavily. And not in the good way. "Open it," says Andy Taylor Sark. Killjoy grabs the dossier and opens it. Inside she finds several photos. She looks at Roger Taylor Sark in the rearview mirror and asks, "Where did you get these?" "Where is not important," says Nick Rhodes Sark. "What is important is 'who.'" Killjoy pages through the pictures. "Her name is Julia Thorne," says John Taylor Sark. "Merely an alias. She goes by another name. A name you're quite familiar with." As he says this, Killjoy comes upon a close-up of Julia that can only be Sydney herself. "Oh my god," Killjoy says. "Now you should understand why I've risked coming to you like this," says Duran Duran Sark. "I recently learned that Sydney Bristow murdered a father I never had the chance to know."
Killjoy keeps looking at all the pictures. "I suspect you have your own reasons for disliking her," says Boy George Sark. "Therefore, I am confident that you'll relay this information to the appropriate parties." Anthony Michael Sark kicks open the passenger door. "By the way, I've rigged a weight-sensitive charge to the underside of this vehicle." Killjoy glances back at him in a panic. "Once I leave you," he says, "I'll activate it. If you attempt to get out of the car before thirty minutes has elapsed, the charge will detonate." Killjoy doesn't respond. Judd Nelson Sark, still holding his gun to Killjoy's temple, just smiles. "It has been a pleasure, Miss Reed." He gets out of the car and walks in front of it. He looks at Killjoy and presses a button on some remote device he has in his hand. Something beneath the car beeps and clicks. Stephen "Tin Tin" Duffy Sark walks away, stuffing the remote device into the pocket of his black duster coat.
Then we're repeating the animated opening sequence of colors and reds and greens and blues and angels and confusion. Suddenly, Syd wakes up. She's gasping and grasping for a hold on her current reality. She's on a CIA jet, and her cell phone is ringing. Syd gets it together and picks up. Spy Daddy is on the other end. He's all, you okay? Honey? You sound upset? Syd's all, um, yeah, fine, I'm fine. I mean, other than the fact that I'm dreaming about colors and angels and tubes coming out of me, I am so totally fine. She asks Jack if he received her transmission. He did. He's all, Sloane gave you a key which he claims was sent to him some time before you woke up in Hong Kong. Syd's all, yeah, his claim was pretty damn convincing. "It was written in my handwriting," she says.