Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT One Thing About Boys
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 12 | Aired on 08.28.2012
A-TAG
Per the closed captioning, it is indeed Toby -- not just our usual "A" who could be Absolutely Anybody thAt's ever been seen or mentioned on the show -- who calls up the ticketsellers for the Halloween Train and asks for two tickets.
Train: "Is this for a Mr. Bane?"
Toby: "No, because you could understand what I was saying."
Train: "Why are you talking like that? Am I in a sick serial killer game? Can you see me picking my nose right now?"
Toby: "No, I am just weird. I might be in the Matrix in Spencer's computer, you don't know."
Train: "Fine. Visa or MasterCard?"
23 OCT
Halloween! Adam Lambert! Yes, I said "Adam Lambert"! A scary Harlequin with a pineapple head and Queen of Hearts color-blocking! Aria possibly being tied to the tracks or something! Toby and Spencer dressed as a gangster and moll, or maybe the Black Dahlia? A person wearing a mask wearing a mask! Hanna dressed as Marilyn in her White Goddess mode, Caleb-free but smiling and dancing! Emily as maybe Sacheen Littlefeather? Halloween on a scary train that A might blow up! Amazing!
TIL THEN
The Pretty Dirty Secrets webisodes starring Cece Drake, Noel Kahn, Lucas, Jason and Garrett, the girl they call Shana and gosh knows who else. I'm kind of excited about these, if I'm being honest. They take place in a Halloween store, which is already the most desperate place in the universe besides like Comedy Driving School, and Shana works there! The weirdest job! All the social cachet of being a carny, but ou only work for six weeks out of the year! What are their ways?
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Gossip Girl, The Good Wife and Homeland for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, his novel The Urges, and novelette "The Commonplace Book" will appear on Tor.com in October 2012.