Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT One Thing About Boys
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 12 | Aired on 08.28.2012
Hanna, verbatim: "In a successful intervention, the loved one feels safe, not judged."
Aria: "Shut up, Hanna. This is still about me."
Spencer is wearing a dramatic pendant to go with her Jordan almond-mint sweater dress, which by the way has three-quarter sleeves and is covered in tiny tan cows, but it's pretty subtle... until she dramatically turns her back to the camera on her most intense line, revealing on her ass a giant Gothic Loli bow as big as your head tied around her waist in a contrasting pastel pink. Anybody else would look crazy as hell, but for Spencer it's kind of a pulled-together look.
Spencer, rising to reveal her surprise bow: "Great. Right, so we'll start out all warm and fuzzy, and then we just have to hit her. With the truth."
Hanna: "For those at home, let's review. Paige was jealous of Ali and Maya because Ali made her be in love with Emily, and we know she was with Emily on That Night of the abductions, so she could have set us up and then she has the other earring so maybe she has our dead friend's corpse somewhere. But still, I wonder why it is that Paige got roofied at Jenna's zany 'Coffee & Hats' themed birthday party."
Spencer: "Uh, drugging yourself is the best alibi ever. Classic Sharon Stone move. Remember Basic Instinct?"
Liars: "We don't remember any movie made before cell phones. Not because we're stupid teenage girls, but because those movies are no longer relevant. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy would have been five minutes long if they'd just used their cell phones."
Spencer: "Sharon Stone played an insane sociopathic bisexual bitch who smoked cigarettes. She wrote a murder mystery novel to cover up a crime that she was about to commit. It was genius. She was my hero throughout middle school."
Liars: "Okay, so you've decided Paige is A this week. Fine. She's working with Mona?"
Spencer: "Yeah, they both hated Ali, and... I don't know. We never decided if A and Ali's killer were the same person. Maybe one killed her and the other one covered it up."
Liars: "Ultimately, it's about isolating her from us, so Paige can have her all to herself. Or else we've confabulated a ridiculous story to break up our best friend and her girlfriend, like bitches sometimes do for no reason."
INTERVENTION
Emily: "Whatever you've got to say, you have five seconds."