Episode Report Card Sara M: A | 2 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Lusitania
By Sara M | Season 20 | Episode 13 | Aired on 05.13.2010
And thus begins one of the best things I think we've seen this season: Parvati and Sandra team up to make fun of Li'l Russell to his face and in front of everyone left in the game except Colby, who jumped off a cliff or something and is thus nowhere to be found. "What are y'all doing? Are y'all bein' stupid? I mean, are y'all on something? Y'all drinkin' over there? Cause ya bein' dumb," Li'l Russell says. They just laugh at him. It's kind of amazing. This probably isn't the best thing to do in terms of the game, but I don't care. Two people lying in a shelter making fun of the guy who has ruined not one, but two seasons of this show for me is the best ever. Parvati and Sandra are like those old guys in The Muppet Show. Which makes Li'l Russell Beaker, I think? No, wait, Lill from the Pearl Islands season is always and forever Beaker. Maybe he's Miss Piggy? Oooh, how about Pepe the Shrimp King Prawn? [Statler and Waldorf always mocked Fozzie, but I think Li'l Russell is more like Rizzo the Rat. - Zach] "They're being silly," Jerri says, trying to placate Li'l Russell. "Keep playin' around," Li'l Russell says menacingly. They might as well go ahead and do just that, what with both of them having immunity tonight and all. "You're so funny," Parvati says to Sandra. Isn't she, though? Li'l Russell mutters that this just makes his choice that much easier. Jerri, meanwhile, interviews that she has no idea what's going on yet again and "this camp has turned into Crazytown." Oh, does that mean the lead singer/rapper will become a drug addict and have to go on Dr. Drew shows on VH1? She says between Rupert keeping everyone awake last night and Sandra and Parvati now practically daring Li'l Russell to vote them out instead of Rupert, everyone left in the game is insane. Li'l Russell just keeps muttering about how they should vote for Sandra tonight. Rupert, of course, agrees, saying the four of them (way to include Jerri in your plans without even asking her first, Rupert) can get rid of her tonight. Li'l Russell interviews that if you aggravate him, he won't trust you and he'll be "gunning" for you. He'll just get rid of Rupert later. Yeah, that's smart playing. Keep a guy in the game you have no hope of beating at the end because you have a personal problem with Sandra and also no sense of humor. Li'l Russell is quite the master strategist.
Sandra interviews that Parvati told her that even if Li'l Russell is mad at her and wants to vote her out, Jerri and Parvati won't vote against her, so he can't get the numbers. Sandra says this is the last day she can use the idol, but she might not even bring it with her to Tribal Council, because she doesn't think she has anything to worry about. And then she flips Li'l Russell off, because she is just that amazing. It is a disgrace that we've had boring people like Amanda and James on this show for three seasons and Sandra for just two.