Episode Report Card Pamie: B+ | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Ye Olde Plote
By Pamie | Season 2 | Episode 10 | Aired on 2001.12.11
In the morning, Bootsy gets the first line for some reason, asking if he really did play "Hotel California" on his stomach with spoons. I'm done recapping him.
Miss Patty thanks Lorelai for everything. She sees Claude in the light of day and is no longer interested because he's in Dockers.
Richard and Emily walk up all beaming. Lorelai says, "Hey, Mom! Didn't make it back to the room last night. Get lucky?" Emily asks Lorelai if she could be any cruder. Rory stops Lorelai a syllable before Lorelai says the word "laid." Richard hugs Rory and tells her that everything is okay. They leave and say they'll see them next Friday.
Jackson isn't feeling well this morning. Lorelai thanks him for being their Squire. Jackson asks if he played drums on his stomach to Bootsy's song. He did.
Clara thanks Rory. CuteDean thanks her as well. "Don't kiss," Clara insists. CuteDean doesn't kiss Rory. "Don't kiss," Clara says again. I hate CuteDean's new girlfriend. CuteDean wraps his hand around Clara's face and kisses Rory. These kids are so not dating. Staying in the same hotel all night and they don't sneak out to see each other? They don't even share a sleigh? Bullshit, y'all. CuteDean and Clara leave so that Rory can turn around and share a moment staring with Jess that CuteDean totally sees. Suddenly CuteDean's face looks very rat-like. I miss the old CuteDean.
Lorelai walks up to Rory and asks if they can go home now. Rory asks if they're going to come back and get their bags later, because she doesn't want to walk her bags home. "Who says we're walking?" Lorelai asks. The wrong Björk song starts up as Lorelai and Rory ride through the town in a sleigh. They see that someone has sabotaged the ringer snowman. "Guess who wins by default?" Lorelai beams. Why does their snowwoman get to win just because someone trashed the snowman that was the best? Why is Rory so happy that Jess trashed the other snowman? Why this Björk song? Dammit! Merry Christmas.