Episode Report Card Erin: F | 1 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT "The Shed"? It's more like The Shit. And not in the good way.
By Erin | Season 5 | Episode 3 | Aired on 10.12.2005
Boobs is acting totally weird, though, and Peyton picks up on it, asking her if she's okay. Boobs says she is and that she just needs some caffeine. Peyton doesn't buy it. Boobs returns to her desk, looks around a couple more times so EVERYONE in the office can see her looking suspicious, and then she opens up the access ports and Marshall's in. Dean passes by and goes into his office. Peyton's there and she tells Dean that they may have a problem with Boobs McPhee. Dean looks out at Boobs, and the Strings of Fake Suspense take us out to the break.
When we return, the Strings are working overtime to make us actually give a shit about the remaining five minutes of this episode. The Strings could be bleeding out their frets and I still wouldn't give a damn. Nice try, though, Strings. Dean checks his computer activity log and sure enough, Boobs is downloading a shitload of data, but she's hopping RAM to try and stay undetected. Two clicks later and Dean discovers that Boobs is copying everything on his server. Marshall gets the Substance 33 file and states that it's shipping to Budapest tonight in Container 1147. He goes off to phone Jack.
Peyton wants to eliminate Boobs. Dean says it's too late for that and that they have to execute Plan B. She wants to know if that's necessary. He says she should do it quickly and meet him in the parking garage. Peyton flicks some switches on a machine and sets a bomb clock running. Seconds later, all the computers and electronics in the office shut down. Outside, Syd hears some wheels screeching and sees two black cars come careening out of the parking garage. Syd tries to contact Boobs, but there's no answer. Marshall realizes at that same moment that the server's fried. Getty goes running into the building.
Inside, Boobs turns two inches to her left and sees a bomb counting down in Dean's office. Yeah. Because when you're about to blow an office up, you want to make sure you leave the countdown clock out WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT. Getty keeps running. Boobs goes closer to the clock, because when the office is about to blow up, it makes sense to MOVE RIGHT NEXT TO THE BOMB. Finally, Boobs goes to leave the office, dumbly trying to summon the elevator, like, FIRST RULE OF BOMB AVOIDANCE: TAKE THE STAIRS. An alarm goes off. Getty's still running. Boobs heads for the stairs and the explosion flings her out into the stairwell. Getty's knocked down too. The whole office explodes, leaving no survivors.