Episode Report Card Gustave: B | 242 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT That blows
By Gustave | Season 3 | Episode 3 | Aired on 2003.11.11
Soul Patch walks over to Adam's desk; Adam tells him the police have set up a "perimeter" around Kyle's Kondo, but they need "wind vectors" for some Whatever Technology reason. Soul Patch tells him to "call meteorology" and gives him the extension and everything. Next he has a mini-meeting with Bitchelle, who tells him that the press found out about the dead body and want to talk to Dr. Hazel. Soul Patch tells her not to give the press any information. Next up is Spawn. She's got an important phone message for Soul Patch from the prison. It's urgent that he call them back. Soul Patch goes over to an extension to take the call. I must point out: I thought these people were trained professionals. What are they doing performing tasks that are usually left to secretaries?
The time is 03:31:57 PM. Back at the Cocaine Condo, the Singers are behind a sheet of Mylar, asking Haz-Mat-Suited Kiefer what the hell this is all about. "Because this is not about drugs!" says the ever-perceptive Papa Kyle. Kiefer explains about the V-I-R-U-S and how Kyle might have unknowingly carried it into L.A. in the bag of coke. "So we've been exposed?" says the ever-perceptive Mama Diabetes. Kiefer tells them they're running some tests and they'll know pretty soon. So now that Kiefer has basically advised the Singers not to buy any long-playing records, he walks off to take a cell call from Soul Patch. Soul Patch is full of information, telling Kiefer that city agencies are working overtime to contain the V-I-R-U-S, and that Vaselino was killed by Hartman's prison guard. "He claims that Hartmano had his son kidnapped and threatened to kill him if he didn't do it," explains Soul Patch. Kiefer breaks off the call in order to have a grief-induced claustrophobia attack. He runs through a tunnel of germ-resistant plastic sheeting, rinses off his Haz-Mat suit in the chemical shower, enters what I assume to be a contained area free of the V-I-R-U-S, rips off his mask, and vomits.