Episode Report Card Potes: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Sofia's Choice
By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 12 | Aired on 01.10.2007
Meanwhile, Betty is getting a hot dog on the corner when she sees Sofia getting out of a cab. She starts to wave, and then notices that Sophia is with Hunter! Her supposed ex-fiancé who is supposedly in Europe! Sofia puts a fistful of bills in the pocket of his jacket and leaves, as Hunter makes his way into the Boylesque strip club. Betty is so distraught that she knocks over a rack of delicious-looking chips and has to run away as we head to commercials, and I find myself some chips to eat.
When we return, Betty is in the Mode closet telling Christina all about the fishy Hunter sighting. Despite the fact that Hunter was supposed to be in Europe and estranged from Sofia, Christina thinks that maybe they just reconnected. Betty says that she thought that at first, but Sofia was handing him a wad of cash just before he walked into Boylesque. This last bit of information piques the interest of Christina, who knows Boylesque's address by heart. Betty says that she has to assume, since Boylesque caters exclusively to women, that Hunter works there. Christina thinks that Sofia was N Luv (Wit a Stripper). Sofia thus becomes Christina's idol. Betty says it's so weird, especially since she was so adamant about getting Daniel to propose to her. Christina says that she knows what they should do. It's what any red-blooded heterosexual girl would do when faced with a mystery involving an all-male strip club: investigate.
Cut to Wilhelmina showing the Bandage Lady pictures of her birthing a calf, along with some shots of Ted lassoing her. Bandage Lady is all, "Does it look like I give an armadillo's ass?" She wants to know about the plan. Wili says that the plan to take over Meade Publications has failed. Bradford knows with all certainty that Fey Sommers is dead, and that they have no firm evidence linking him to her murder. Bandage Lady asks for her oxygen. Perhaps she wants to watch the second season of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency? She tells Wilhelmina that she fully intends to take over the company sooner rather than later, and that if Wili isn't her ally, she'll be her enemy, and there'll be no place for Wilhelmina anywhere at Meade. Bandage Lady is scary, and not just because she'll probably unravel herself eventually and reveal that Kenny Rogers has had yet another disastrous facelift. Wilhelmina says that they'll just have to let the chips fall where they may.