Episode Report Card Pamie: A | 206 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Making Up And Making Love
By Pamie | Season 5 | Episode 16 | Aired on 2005.02.29
Luke's mad, you guys. Really mad. Throwing coffee, bumping Asian Cesar, tossing plates mad. It actually looks like he might have bruised Cesar. Lane (who's back in her glasses) shoves mfTL, and tells him to sit up and actually pay for this meal. MfTL says he's not going to pay for cold, undercooked fries. Lane says that this advice is for his own protection, since Luke is in a very bad mood. Lane kicks mfTL's feet off the chair and promises him that she's doing this because she cares for him. A customer (wearing a sweater with sleeves I don't understand) leans over and asks Lane about his omelet, which is "way overdone." Before Lane can explain why he should shut up about that, Luke opens the diner door, picks the customer up by his collar, and throws him out before the words "Make me another" have stopped making sound waves. Luke yells to the rest of his patrons, "How's everyone else's eggs, huh?" Everybody immediately chimes in that their eggs are super-fab, thanks for asking. MfTL tosses a wad of ones onto the table, promising that it's all he's got. Luke grumps off. "His eyes," mfTL says. "Red. Like the fires of Mordor." (Geeky website alert.) Lane tells mfTL to leave and keep low. She checks on Kirk, who is loving his "blackened Cajun bread." It's burnt toast, and he's using the flecks of black crumbs to flavor his runny eggs, which goes great with the "fishy-tasting bacon." Luke throws more food around. Lane notes that his oven door isn't attached to the oven anymore. Luke tells her it fell off when he kicked it. Lane doesn't want to serve a plate of some kind of hash instead of a side of hash browns. She adds that the customers are all going to eat at Weston's after Luke tosses them out. Weston's must be so happy for the extra cash, but poor Lane and her tips. Luke pretty much ejects the rest of his diner, banishing them to the land of ceramic cow creamers and kitty-cat salt and pepper shakers. Actually, one couple stays, like, "Screw Weston's, man. I hate knick-knacks." Lane hands Kirk the plate of mystery meat. "Terrif!" Kirk smiles.