Episode Report Card Couch Baron: B+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT "I Told You. I Was Trippin' Balls."
By Couch Baron | Season 2 | Episode 12 | Aired on 01.31.2006
Wallace is looking at his lunch with a mighty grossed-out face, but then Veronica sticks a phone in his face and tells him to order a pizza. Wallace is thrilled to learn that it's Uncle Leash's phone, and Veronica tells him that if Uncle Leash he paid off the White Castle guy, he must have called him in the last few days, so all Wallace has to do is email the outgoing call numbers to his dad and let Nathan work his magic. They high-five, and then Jackie appears. After a thankfully short moment of fake indecision for the audience, there are high-fives all around, and then Jackie asks how she did. Veronica: "From what I heard? Ice bitch." It's not often that that phrase signals a thaw in a relationship. Wallace grins that Rashard never had a chance, and Jackie agrees that her "dubious talent" is to snag guys: "It's holding onto the good ones that's tricky." Everyone's in a good enough mood that that hardly registers as an awkward. And it shows some maturity for Jackie is to take responsibility for what happened with Wallace, even though there's some blame to go around. Jackie starts to ask if maybe Wallace is free that weekend, but Jane appears, crutch- and chauffeur-free, and asks Wallace if they're still on for after the game. Wallace happily says yes, and Jane leaves as Veronica puts her hand over her eyes and Jackie looks mildly chastened. Wallace shrugs and smiles, all, "A man has needs," and Veronica reaches out to Jackie with "If I could control him, I would." Yes, that was sort of the problem the first time. Jackie looks disappointed, but she'll live. And I sort of think that's a good thing. And I totally buy that she would help Wallace out -- I never doubted that she cares for him. Although it's nice to see stronger evidence of that.
Weevil bikes up to meet his gang at some remote location. He grandly announces that they have a traitor among them, and calls out Thumper for dealing with the Fitzpatricks. Thumper is unbowed, and insinuates that the rest of the gang is with him. Weevil yells that the Fitzpatricks killed Felix's brother, their leader, and now his gang is going to work for them? Thumper takes a moment to ascertain that Weevil has a problem working with their enemies, and then asks why it's okay for him to have these meetings with Logan. Well, as we saw from Felix's relationship with Molly, that rule doesn't apply to the more carnal kind of business. Weevil's face falls, and Hector points out that Weevil gave him all kinds of shit for selling to an 09er. Thumper reveals that it was Hector's cousin who saw Weevil at the Grand, "all buddy-buddy with the piece of trash that killed Felix." The PCHers close in on Weevil...