Episode Report Card Aaron: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Zed's Dead, Baby. Zed's Dead.
By Aaron | Season 2 | Episode 8 | Aired on 04.20.2002
Hah! Thought it was over, didn't you? Nope. There's more. Nate comes home the next morning to find an envelope from the Widow DJ waiting for him. Ruth explains where it came from, and adds that the Widow "had a belt buckle with a huge skull on it." Hee! Nate opens the envelope to find a set of keys, and walks out front to find the DGDJ's motorcycle waiting for him. "Don't Fear The Reaper" cranks back up on the soundtrack, and we cut to Nate, zooming down the Pacific Coast Highway. He's not wearing a helmet, so I can forgive the hair issues, but what's up with the Bono shades he's got on? And as the camera slowly pulls back, Nate cruises away into the white. Is that symbolic of his life, or his death? You be the judge.
The Ghost of Christmas Future: I am the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Aaron: Cool. When am I getting my holographic TiVo?
The Ghost of Christmas Future: I don't do presents. I'm here to show you what will become of you unless you repent immediately.
Aaron: Um, okay. So what happens to me?
The Ghost of Christmas Future: You'll be doomed to be alone forever, never knowing a real life of your own because you spend all your time commenting on the lives of fictional characters you'll never even meet.
Aaron: Hmm. Well, I guess I can live with that, as long as I get Lauren in the end. I do get her though, right?
The Ghost of Christmas Future: Well, let's just say that Lauren knows why they call you "Tiny Tim," okay?
Aaron: Ouch. Now that's hitting below the belt.
The Ghost of Christmas Future: You're right. It is.
Aaron: No wonder Jews don't believe in ghosts. Or Christmas, for that matter.