Episode Report Card Pablo G: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The Manwhorian Candidate
By Pablo G | Season 1 | Episode 3 | Aired on 10.05.2011
Charlotte hops into bed and shoots off a text to Adam, asking where the hell he is. She opens up her laptop to find an email from Dec. There's a video attachment. Instead of a video of Adam banging some blonde chick, Declan opted to send Charlotte a video of today's sunset. He says in the video the only thing missing is her and he invites her to call him sometime. Charlotte can't hold back a smile. Yay for integrity!
At Amanda the Boat late at night, Emanda finds Jack getting ready to set sail to spread his father's ashes in the ocean. Emanda has Sammy, who had run off again to find his former owner, so she's returning him to Jack. She tells Jack she thinks maybe Sammy is bringing her to him because he's worried about him. She reminds Jack he's not entirely alone despite Dec not wanting to be there. Emanda starts to walk away, but sees the "Amanda" on the boat and her eyes get a bit teary. She asks Jack about it. He jokes that Sammy named the boat. Emanda half winces, half smiles and stands aside, watching Jack leave the dock in Amanda the Boat. Emanda voice-over: "For the innocent, the past might hold a reward. But for the treacherous it's only a matter of time before the past delivers what they truly deserve."
Frank enters Conrad's study to tell him the Kingslys have decided to avoid the public spotlight for a while. Frank tracked the IP address of the messages sent to Tom's mistress. They came from Conrad's laptop. Conrad certainly didn't send them. Frank carefully suggests it had to be "someone with real motive and access." Conrad's eyes search for answers he doesn't want to admit to himself. Cut to Victoria sitting at her vanity removing the necklace Conrad recently gifted her. She's holding back tears. FLASHBACK: David and Victoria hold each other in bed, hands entwined. David pulls out a small jewelry box from the nightstand with a set of earrings for Victoria. Her reaction is the complete opposite of her reaction to Conrad's necklace, which is to say: delighted like a schoolgirl. David asks her to promise that when she wears them she'll think of him. She says, "Always." /FLASHBACK. Victoria's eyes are full of tears. She tosses Conrad's necklace into her jewelry box and thoughtfully touches David's earrings, which she's been wearing all evening.
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