Episode Report Card Gustave: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT In the back seat
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 11 | Aired on 02.11.2002
The time is 10:44:16 AM. Spawn is sleeping, but Bride keeps waking her up in case Kiefer arrives and they need to make a quick getaway. Uh, I think you guys have time for a nap -- just saying. Rick enters with a black eye. He hands them a gun, which he found in FATB's van. He apologizes for everything he's ever done, and exits. "What are we supposed to do?" asks Spawn. "Shoot our way out?" Spawn? Considering that you had an out and you refused to take it, I'd shut up if I were you. "They're going to kill us," says Bride. "This time they mean it." Spawn freaks out. Bride orders her to maintain. "We're alive!" she says. "And as long as that's true we are not giving up." Spawn forgets all about that nap.
Back at The Drive-Thru Of Trouble, Cofell's associate shows up. Holy shit! It's FauxYork! He climbs into the back seat of Cofell's limo and apologizes for being late. "Hello, Alan," says Kiefer from the front seat. "Where's my wife?" FauxYork whips out a gun and shoots Kiefer several times, but the glass partition stops the bullets. Psych! Kiefer drives the limo around the garage like a madman, which serves to jerk FauxYork around while some new music plays that sounds strangely reminiscent of "Danger Zone" from the Top Gun soundtrack. My name is Tom Cruise and I want a ride in your backseat! At some point Cofell disappears -- whatever -- and Alan is knocked unconscious when Kiefer slams on the brakes. The time is 10:48:08 AM.
The time is 10:51:43 AM. Klockwise from the top left, Soul Patch visits Nina's desk again, Alberta DeVil looks out from the Kiefer kube again, FauxYork lies unconscious…again, and Kiefer exits the limo. Back at the Drive-Thru of Trouble, Kiefer restrains FauxYork with some duct tape, drags him out of the limo, transfers his unconscious body to the car he arrived in, and tells him to wake up. "Where is my wife?" says Kiefer. "She's safe," says FauxYork dismissively. When he refuses to disclose any more details, Kiefer reminds him that he's the "man with the gun." So FauxYork reminds him that he's of no use to Kiefer if he dies. "Who said anything about killing?" says Kiefer. FauxYork informs Kiefer that he's pretty good at "withstanding pain." I'll say. Isn't this your second concussion in the last three hours? They reach an agreement. He'll lead Kiefer to the TerrorKompound if Kiefer lets him go afterwards. Unfortunately, FauxYork isn't satisfied with Kiefer's "word." Where is a notary when you need one? Kiefer settles things with the threat of some more pain. And as I've pointed out before, that's not always a deterrent. The Requiem for a Dream theme starts playing again. Kiefer gets back into the driver's seat and drives them toward the exit of the DToT. By the way, I just read on some gossip site that Richard Burgi, the actor who plays FauxYork, used to date Anne Heche, the FauxLesbian. All paths lead to Anne Heche. Maybe she's the real TerrorBoss.