Episode Report Card M. Giant: B | 556 USERS: B YOU GRADE IT Poison
By M. Giant | Season 7 | Episode 15 | Aired on 2009.03.23
At 10:54:02, Kiefer calls Moss on his cell phone. Apparently it took nearly five minutes to get clear of the magical jamming field. Moss is in the shotgun seat of a traveling FBI car as he demands, "Jack, where the hell have you been?" Kiefer tells Moss to send as many teams as he can to a weigh station on Exit 29 of Highway 236. "I'm in a big rig about ten miles south... you also need to send a CDC recovery unit." Moss is naturally curious as to why Kiefer wants a crew from the Centers for Disease Control. Is it the kicky white suits? "I'm in possession of a biological weapon, interdicted at the Port of Alexandria," Kiefer explains. Moss is like, what the fuck? Twenty minutes ago he was wondering how Kiefer would have gotten his hands on a machine gun, and now dude's driving around with a WMD. It's like a long-delayed sequel to Falling Down. Kiefer tells Moss to listen to him, which sounds odd coming from him this late in the conversation. "I don't care if you arrest me, I don't care if you shoot me, just get your teams out here. I fully expect to be pursued by hostiles." "Starkwood?" Moss asks. Kiefer's glad he doesn't have to explain it all (and frankly, so am I), and he adds that Tony's probably being held hostage. Moss promises to secure both locations. "Larry, hurry," Kiefer urges.