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By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 14 | Aired on 01.31.2007
Back at Fashion Week, Marc leads a giant-sunglass-sporting Wilhelmina around. He points out Fabia. The two women air kiss, and Fabia totally knows that Wili paid a visit to Dr. Wong. She cackles, leaving Wili to hiss, "I'll get you, Fabia...and your little dog, too!" Heh.
Elsewhere, in a tent, Hilda lets some models know about the cons of using Kleenex to stuff your bra. Betty rushes in, pulls Hilda aside, and tells her that the models don't like it when you talk to them. Hilda says that the girl doesn't have any boobs, so Hilda's just giving her some tips so that she doesn't look like a twelve-year-old boy. And as it happens, the models really like Hilda. The boobless one turns to her and says that they're having a party after the show and will put Hilda on the list. Hilda asks if she can bring her sister, and the model pauses with some concern before saying that she can. Betty looks sad and mad at the same time.
Meanwhile, Marc tries to feed Wili a spring roll, to no avail. She says that this is ridiculous -- it's been a few hours and the swelling must have gone down, so she's taking off the glasses. She does, and Marc is all, "Oh, hells no, bitch." She orders him to get her a veil. Oh my God, they're going to get married! Marc's phone rings, and he sends Wili off to talk to a mannequin/bridesmaid. On the phone is Amanda, who has found the "it" item of the week -- a faux rabbit fur micromini at the Betsey Johnson show. Marc takes advantage of how well Wili and the mannequin are hitting it off, and runs off to help Amanda steal it.
At the Mode tent, Betty and Hilda are placing gift bags on seats. Or, rather, Hilda is placing the bags and Betty is re-placing them. Hilda says that first Betty told her that she couldn't steam clothes, and then questioned her ability to hang clothes, and now Hilda can't even place gift bags right. Betty sends Hilda off to get more bags, and Hilda sarcastically says she'll try, but that she hopes she doesn't get lost. Enter Henry, fresh from the Sean John show in the green tent. He has apparently learned how to pop and lock. I know, I know, he's adorable and your panties are all wet just thinking about this moment again. Henry then hands Betty a smaller-sized Mode t-shirt, noting that it might be a little more flattering than the one she got stuck with, not that she doesn't always look good. Betty says a shy thank-you. Henry peeps into the souped-up gift bags and says that he hopes people are declaring their contents on their taxes. That's such a finance guy thing to say! He notes his own dorkitude, and then pops and locks again. Henry then asks Betty why she never called him back after the Christmas party. She, of course, doesn't know what he's talking about, since Hilda sabotaged her one true chance at happiness. She asks where he left the message, and Henry says that he left it at her house, with Hilda. Betty then storms off to, as she says, become an only child. As Tootie would say, Hilda is in trouuuublllllle. Commercials.