Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT I'm Coming Out
By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 14 | Aired on 01.31.2007
Meanwhile, Constance the INS worker is going over some paperwork with Ignacio at Casa de Suarez. She hands him two forms to fill out, and he replies that he filled both of them out last week, asking if she didn't turn them in. Constance apologizes, sayin that she's been a bit distracted. Ignacio asks if she's sure that they'll be ready in time for his court date, and Constance says of course she will, she's a professional. Then she starts sobbing. Ignacio reluctantly asks if Constance wants to talk about anything. Constance confesses that she's just been dumped by her dog of a boyfriend, Toussaint. She asks what heartless bastard would do such a thing so close to Valentine's Day, and notes that she already bought Toussaint some chocolates. Something tells me that Constance will find a use for those chocolates. She continues to cry, and Ignacio gives her a colorful Ikea napkin with which to blow her nose. He then tells her that she's a wonderful woman, and will find someone else to give her chocolates to. He gives her a pat on the shoulder and she grabs his hand, asking why all men can't be like him. She then croaks, "Ignaciooooooooooooo." That woman is weird.
Speaking of weird women, Wili and Alex/is are talking on the phone. Wili says that their plan has finally come to fruition: by tomorrow, Daniel and Bradford will be as out as Ugg boots. Alex/is says that she can't wait, and in fact is going to get there a little early. Wili looks alarmed and says that's not what they planned. Alex/is says that she wants to know what the world -- and especially her brother -- thought of Alex Meade. I would venture that now they're thinking he looks unexpectedly hot in lacy underwear. Wili says that it's risky, but Alex/is says that it's worth it. Suddenly, there is a duck quack. Alex/is asks where Wili is, and she says she's getting her teeth cleaned. They do that with duck semen, too? I'd like to see this so-called Dr. Wong's credentials.
And speaking of weird women again, it's time for Betty and Hilda to go to work. Betty is wearing her giant Mode shirt, and Hilda comes bounding down the stairs with an infinitely more flattering, cut-up version. Betty is mad -- ostensibly about the shirt, but really because she's jealous of Hilda and her hotness and her ability to cut a t-shirt which, I can tell you from experience, is actually quite difficult to pull off. She says that Hilda's job is to steam and hang clothes. Hilda asks if they'll pay her in cash, and digs around for her keys. The doorbell rings. When Betty answers it, Justin is there in a really sleek suit holding, Hilda's keys. He says that the two of them are taking him to Fashion Week. There's no argument; he's been waiting for this his whole life. He did his homework, he called in sick to school, and all Hilda has to do is sign a little slip. Hilda starts to resist, but Justin says that he swears he'll run away. He adds emphasis by saying that he knows a kid in sixth grade who sells crack. Oh, don't we all. Betty finally relents and asks why they don't just bring Ignacio too. It's because he doesn't have his green card! Discrimination.