Episode Report Card Pamie: B+ | 45 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peaceth
By Pamie | Season 4 | Episode 21 | Aired on 2004.05.11
Jess walks into Doose's market. Looks like Kirk took CuteDean's job behind the register (or was CuteDean just a bag boy? Here's where Wing schools me: ["You know, you're usually right, except about oatmeal, and where the Independence Inn is. But since you ask: I remember him shelving and bagging groceries, but not checking them out. Which is not to say he never is." -- Wing Chun]). Kirk is ringing up CuteDean's groceries, saying each one of them out loud. Nail polish remover. Lady Speed Stick. Jasmine body lotion. Kirk mocks CuteDean's feminine choices in products as Jess smirks next to him in line. Maybe Lindsay could lay off the Jasmine body lotion until her townhouse is built. Anyway, CuteDean's all staring at Jess, going, "It's for my wife." The fact that Jess is even smirking about how CuteDean has to buy nail polish remover proves that he's not even man enough to be in a relationship. He's gonna need a whole lot more workbooks to get through those issues. If your boyfriend hates buying you tampons, he's an idiot. A child. A man buying tampons is a man who gets laid because there's not a man on this planet who needs tampons for himself. Get over it, guys. When a girl buys condoms it means she's totally getting laid. You should hold those tampons over your head and go, "My ladyfriend is bleeding! I am a good boyfriend! I am taking care of her! We have sex on a regular basis and we're responsible about it so now she's on her period! Yes, that's right, we had another successful month of having sex without getting pregnant! Three cheers for me and my penis!" Kirk tells CuteDean that with the emery boards, his total comes to $19.67. Which is when this joke was first used. CuteDean hands Kirk a twenty, tells him to keep the change (no, you need a townhouse!), and mopes away. Jess stands there for a little while, and then hands over his stuff to Kirk. And then...oh. Wait. The scene ended. What a weird little scene. Why was that even there? And now we're at commercial. Dude. This recap is long.