Episode Report Card Erin: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT How To Avoid Expensive Pedicures
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 2 | Aired on 09.30.2007
Bennet House. Hee. Claire and Mr. Muggles are watching a dog show on TV as Claire does her nails. Claire's barely paying attention to the show, but Mr. Muggles is riveted, all, "I'm studying the competition, that's all. It pays to be informed as to one's possible chances in future races, no?" Mrs. Bennet walks in with the laundry and demands that Claire change the channel, because watching shows like that just rubs salt in poor Mr. Muggles's wounds. Mr. Muggles: "I told you, I'm STUDYING the COMPETITION. God, she's so sensitive." Claire apologizes to Mr. Muggles, saying that it was inconsiderate of her. Mr. Muggles: "Aight." Then she changes the channel. And Mr. Muggles gets PISSED, like, "What are you DOING, you stupid blonde freak? I was WATCHING that. Do you know that Pomeranian bitch is in HEAT next month? Mr. Muggles is gonna get his sex on! I may not be able to compete, but I can give some little fluffball a run for her money, n'est-ce pas? TURN IT BACK ON." Claire looks at him and says, "You're right, it doesn't help to avoid it." So she puts the show back on and settles back into the pillows to read about lizards. After a second or two, she looks down at her right foot and seems to get an idea. She spots some scissors on the table and grabs them. And then? SHE CUTS OFF HER PINKY TOE. Oh, for real. She grimaces with pain and orders her toe to grow back, but it doesn't. She orders it again: nothing. Then, miraculously, a small nub of bone appears, and veins and muscles grow around it, and then the whole toe completes itself, only without nail polish. "No way!" says Claire. "There's a dude staring at you through the window!" says Mr. Muggles. "Shit, she saw me," says West, and runs off. Claire runs out of the house with Mr. Muggles following. She stands in the driveway and looks around, but no one's there. However, Papa Suresh's book is lying there. Claire picks it up as Mr. Muggles continues to bark, seemingly at nothing. Mr. Muggles: "It's not nothing! That guy's hovering up there watching us! Gross!"
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