Episode Report Card Al Lowe: A | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Sidekick In The Pants
By Al Lowe | Season 6 | Episode 19 | Aired on April 17, 2006
Moments later, we see the crestfallen bridal party back at the gazebo, having missed the movie. Sookie says she checked the times twice, but that they must have printed them wrong in the paper. Rory says they could have just gone in late, but Lorelai insists that it would have been too risky: "No way to know if we'd missed the money shot." Sookie agrees: "American Gigolo without the gigo-down-low is pointless!" Haaaa! Get it? Pointless? Point...less? Okay, no. They've pretty much run out of stuff to do in Stars Hollow on a wild night out, and are trying to decide how to pass the time when Zach and his bachelor party, complete with the forever-awesome Sebastian Bach, arrive. They just came from Dell's Bar, they say. Dell closed early for an anniversary. That further cramps Lorelai's plans: they were going to go there after the movie. "Well," Rory says, "we could go to the Chimney Sweep." Sookie shakes her head: "No, it burned down last week." Rory: "Ironic." Brian suggests going to his aunt's house, where there is a rec room with a TV, but Zach pronounces this to be lame. He considers going to see the next movie with the girls. "Is that the one where you see Richard Gere's Johnson?" he asks, reconsidering. "Because that seems a little weird for a bachelor party." Lane is upset. She doesn't want them all to party together, anyway -- they should all be out separately, getting wild. "Lady's right," Zach says. "C'mon men, let's go...find something wild to do." Frustrated, Lorelai says that the bachelorettes are looking pathetic now. They desperately try to think of something wild to do, but come up with nothing.