Episode Report Card Sara M: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Only Shallow
By Sara M | Season 16 | Episode 14 | Aired on 05.11.2008
James is next. He says he isn't going to be difficult here because it's obvious that Amanda has his vote. As for Parvati, she voted Ozzy out and then the next day she tried to "fluff" James. I assumed he was talking about fluffing in the porn sense, but I think he just means that Parvati gave him a bunch of bullshit the day after she voted Ozzy out. So now he wants her to say what she really wanted to say to him. I can't believe he didn't mention apples in this speech. Must be all those antibiotics. Anyway, Parvati gives James what he wants to hear: "Ha ha, I got you sucka! What?" And that is what he wanted to hear, so I don't know why James says that isn't good enough; he wants her "ha ha" to be an honest one. Why should Parvati even bother playing his game when they both know there's no way to win his vote? Parvati says that this is a game, and she felt like she had no chance to win it if she stuck with James and Ozzy. So when she could make the moves, she did. And it gave her control, which was what she wanted. "You finished?" James says all condescendingly. Whatever, James. I actually liked Parvati's answer and thought it was honest. Maybe it helped her win a few jury votes, too, if not yours. And you still walk like you have a dump in your pants.
Here's Cirie! She congratulates the girls and asks Amanda why, as the person who made the decision to keep Parvati and boot Cirie, does Parvati deserve the million dollars more than Cirie does. Okay, I'm sorry, Cirie, but you're wrong. That's not why Amanda made that decision. She made it because she thought she deserved the million dollars over you and Parvati, and that was the best decision to make in order to achieve that goal. But Amanda is an IDIOT, so she says that she respected Parvati's aggressive, bold game while Parvati tries not to smile in delight at how Amanda is basically handing her the million with answers like these. Cirie asks if this means that Amanda didn't respect Cirie's game. Yeah, oops. Amanda says she respects Cirie's game too, but she thought Parvati made "bolder" decisions than Cirie did and that Parvati was the "powerhouse" in making those decisions happen. Wow. Way to tell the jury how awesome Parvati is and piss Cirie off at the same time, Amanda. Don't beauty queens train to be able to answer questions and stuff? How could she suck so bad at this? Cirie asks Parvati why Cirie should be in the Final Two instead of her. This is clearly an ego-stroking question, as was the other one, and unlike Amanda, Parvati offers up the ego-stroking answer Cirie wants to hear. She says Cirie played a brilliant game, if a low-key one. And she's a mother of three while Parvati has no children, and therefore deserves the money to support them.
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