Episode Report Card Drunken Bee: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Insert Gambling Metaphor Here
By Drunken Bee | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 07.07.2008
Len interrogates Shane about the money. He's wondering whether Nancy's a prostitute, you know with the dresses and the odd hours and the cash. Doug wanders in looking for cheese, and Len whispers, "Is that her pimp?" Doug wanders back out, not paying attention to either of them. Len goes through a few more options, robbery, coke dealing and then Doug comes back in and repeats the search for cheese and Len finally gets it: "Weed! Your mother's a weed dealer!" Shane glowers and demands that he give back her money.
In the desert, Andy wonders if they're gonna die while Nancy dozes in the driver's seat. Andy wants to exchange niceties in case they die. Nancy tells Andy that she's glad he's part of the family and Andy tells her that he misses Yael. Nancy's like, "Uh, thanks?" Headlights flood the car from behind and it appears to be the border patrol riding up on their asses. And then the show does what it's sort of been threatening to do for a long-ass time: Nancy straddles Andy and starts making out with him. "Don't enjoy this," she instructs him. The patrol leans in and asks for identification. Andy grabs some boob and tries to get her to offer a bribe. She hands over her license and the guy waves his hand and -- surprise! -- the officials are in on it. Duffel bags full of drugs get ferried over to Nancy's hybrid, so much product she isn't sure her virtuous Prius can handle it.
Doug eats crackers (as in "Polly wants a") as Silas recounts Nancy's smothering his great-grandmother. Silas feels conflicted because he didn't feel anything when it happened. Doug just keeps shoving the crackers in and observes, "Heh, check it, some asshole's van is getting towed." Silas jumps up, "Fuck! Fuck! My plants!" and runs out. Len comes in and Doug informs him Silas's growhouse just got towed. Len chuckles and realizes, "It's a whole operation."
Border. Nancy and Andy stuff the Prius full of the drugs. There's so much product, there's no more room for Andy in the car. Nancy tells Andy to sit there on the cooler and she'll be back for him. He's scared shitless and she gives him the gun. He's still scared. Nancy drums her fingers on the car hood and tells him she gets why women tolerate him: "You kiss well." She's a master manipulator, because he brightens up, wondering whether he kisses better than Judah. She instructs him where to sit and drives off. He shouts, "45 minutes!" after her.
Silas shows up at the tow lot and it's the guy with the "O" face working the night shift. There's some to-do about how the van doesn't have a sticker and he's supposed to call the cops. Silas spins a story about driving his brother's carpool to school everyday and O Face just comes out with it: "So, uh, where do the kids sit with all the pot in the back?" He opens the door and Silas asks him what it's going to take. O Face asks "Wiener" what it'll take, and a guy pops up inside the van, smoking a joint, and says "four ounces." Silas rubs his head and the guys tell him he's got a gift.