Episode Report Card Drunken Bee: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Insert Gambling Metaphor Here
By Drunken Bee | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 07.07.2008
Andy and Doug smoke out in the van. Silas is giving them a taste of his product and the verdict is: Andy can't feel his left anything. Doug seems to be getting the more maudlin high as he ticks off the things in his life that have gone to shit. He starts out comparing Silas to his own son, and then asking Silas if he sucks dick. Silas: "No, Mr. Wilson." Well, his son does, and Silas tells him that's his son's choice. "No, it's not, I made him gay." Even more? Doug's wife left him, the warts haven't left him, his CPA license was revoked and the city of Majestic is broke because of him. "My life, an abyss." Silas asks him to use the downstairs toilet from now on, and Andy backs him up. Doug: "Oh, yeah. Kick a man while he's down. You think you're better than me, Botwin, cuz your van has no windows?" Doug, how I've missed you. Andy laughs and Doug turns back to Silas, "You suck dick, Silas?" "Uh, you already asked me that, Mr. Wilson." "Oh, right. You like the taste." Mr. Wilson. Ha! Nancy opens the door and wades through the smoke to grab Andy. He tries to get out of it by telling her he's toasted but she grabs him anyway. Doug: "You suck dick, Silas?" and end scene.
Len and Shane search for Bubbie's stash of money. Len assures Shane that it's got to be there, because Bubbie was sure the Nazis would rise again and she was hoarding money for bribes. Len gets high-horsey and declares that genocide must never happen again. Shane reminds him that it has happened, in Rwanda, Cambodia and Bosnia, and Len just scrunches up his face at the thought of those brown people and says, "No, to Jews. It must never happen again to Jews." A hatbox later and jackpot! But Shane wonders how Bubbie could have gotten the money into a hat box stored so high up in a cabinet. Len says she wasn't bedridden until 2006; but then Shane points out some of the bills are stamped 2007. "What are you the money detective?" Len wants to know. Shane blurts out that he thinks this isn't Bubbie's money but his mom's. It starts to dawn on Len: why would she have fifteen K stashed in a hat box? Shane starts twitching and lies that she found it.
At the border. Andy is sucking a juice box dry and being totally paranoid out in the desert. When something jumps out of the dark onto the windshield, he grabs the gun and shoots through the glass and then demands some snacks. Nancy grabs the gun back from him and wonders aloud about bringing the completely stoned guy with her on the drug deal.