Episode Report Card Drunken Bee: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Sweet Like Candy
By Drunken Bee | Season 4 | Episode 5 | Aired on 07.14.2008
Silas and Shane are playing around with a little hacksaw. Silas is cutting a whole in the wall of the closet for ventilation for his plants. Doug wanders in chomping on cereal and when Shane asks why he is there, in their house, explains that his asshole burns and his life sucks. Good enough reason for me. Silas, meanwhile, has discovered that there is honey dripping behind the drywall. And where there is honey...the boys run for it when the bees start to swarm.
Nancy pulls up to the spot where she left Andy and sees that he's gone. Celia is winding up her sob story about the prison and the interrogation and the being sold out by everyone and how Nancy just needs to help her deliver Guillermo and they'll both be sprung. Nancy tells Celia to get out while she takes this all in, calls Andy and tearfully says she's sorry for being late to get him, and then starts crying. Celia watches her break down and gets all mewly and Heavenly Creatures in her love for Nancy: "Nancy? Nancy?" she pleads and walks over to stick her head in the driver's side window. Celia tells Nancy that she forgives her and that they'll get through it all together. Nancy closes the window just enough to trap Celia's head in it. And then starts driving around in a circle, forcing Celia to skitter alongside the car, her head pinned, her mouth all bloody, while Nancy shouts at her about how she now believes in karma because certainly the reason all this shit is happening to her is because she did something to Celia in a previous life and now Celia refuses to die, just keeps coming back. She finally stops and tells Celia that she accepts her forgiveness and tells her to get in the car and sit silently while Nancy, once again, figures out how to get them both out of this mess. While at the mall.
Andy and the Immigrant Experience. (Band name?). One of the immigrants talk about Davenport, Iowa and waxes on about the ocean and all the fishing he'll do there. Andy doesn't have much time to disabuse him of this notion because his cell rings. It's Nancy and after finding out that she's at the mall with Celia tells her that he's in a pudding truck. The phone call breaks up -- Andy shouting that fact into his little electronic gadget while the immigrants look on impassively. He hangs up and gets into a conversation with the young girl about how much it will cost to get to San Francisco. She sighs to hear it is $83, translates that into lempira and then shrugs off Andy's smiling excitement to hear that she is from Honduras (he went down for some hippy festival one time) and then informs him about how poorly they've all been treated by the Coyote. "We're cargo" she says, looking around herself, "We're pudding." Andy gets all frowny: "No man is pudding."