No-mo'-kiss rushes in with man carrying a child and explains that the child is mortally waterlogged. Hiya-wah-wah listens to the kid's chest, peels back his eyelids, and says, "There is no sound in the body, there is no light in the eyes." That's just a fancy way of saying he bought it. Kirk pushes Hiya-wah-wah aside and gives it a go. To the slight consternation of Tribe Bifocal, Kirk breathes into the kid's mouth. I don't know where he learned his rescue breathing, but he can't seem to decide if he should pinch the nose or not. The kid's chest inflates -- just like Lifesaver Lucy! And then Kirk scuttles to the kid's feet and starts pumping the knees forward. After I got done screaming, Dr. Mathra explained to me that at this time in the sixties, CPR didn't exist, and this was the accepted way of resuscitating. Then he gave me a hot glass of liquor for my throat. But can I just say, I wasn't the only one disturbed by Kirk's action. Hiya-wah-wah makes like he's going to intervene, but Chief holds him back. Eventually, the kid begins to gasp and cough, but sadly no upchucking of water follows. Kirk rubs the kid's legs to get his circulation going and steps back, knowing that his Pi Beta God key is as good as gold. Chief is all kinds of grateful, and Kirk humbles, "It's a simple technique -- it goes way back..." Then he stops himself, knowing that God works in mysterious ways. Sure enough, Chief announces that only God can bring the dead back to life, and asks Hiya-wah-wah if he's still a Doubting Thomas. Hiya-wah-wah doesn't answer. Chief orders, "Give him the medicine badge!" Kirk looks like he knows he should refuse, but he really doesn't want to, so he stays silent. No-mo'-kiss takes Hiya-wah-wah's beaded headband with the metal disk and puts it on Kirk's inflated head. Snort. I think it's supposed to look like those old-fashioned headgear things country doctors used to wear -- they also had a metal disk. What the hell were they for? All I can remember is that the disk was often used to cover the doc's eye, but Dr. Mathra thinks they also had reflective properties. Hiya-wah-wah is bummed.