Episode Report Card Sars: C- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Future Shock
By Sars | Season 6 | Episode 23 | Aired on 05.13.2003
At the PB&B, Jack struggles to keep it together as he breaks the news to Bessie and Joey, who -- speaking of inappropriate, as she was earlier -- makes this really underblown "dang, that sucks" moue with her mouth. Way to pretend to care, Joey.
Dawson puts down the phone at Leery Manor. Behind him, a berobed Gale stands, clutching the shoulders of a pyjama-clad Lily, who I guess paused her Last Tango in Paris DVD to come get the scoop. Dawson furrows his brow; Gale gasps, a bit too stagily.
At the hospital, Grams and Jen play with Jen's ugly-ass baby.
Leery Manor. The door opens, and Joey is standing there, trying really hard to look like she gives one half shit about Jen's heart. She barrels forward into Dawson's arms. James Van Der Beek imagines that he's hugging a smaller, more breast-intensive John Wesley Shipp, and his eyes roll back in ecstasy. So the last shot of my long and storied Dawson's Creek recapping career is of Joey's back, a wide swath of flesh showing (of course) over the red waistband of her panties. Nice thong, trash.