Episode Report Card Daniel: A | 4 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Arzt and rafts
By Daniel | Season 1 | Episode 23 | Aired on May 17, 2005
Jack asks Michelle Rodriguez her name, and Michelle Rodriguez is all, "Michelle Rodriguez." And Jack wants to know why she's drinking tequila and tonic at ten to noon, like if anyone would recognize alcoholism, it's Dr. Tipsy McStagger here, and she explains that she hates flying and she got stuck at the back of the plane where the wheels come down right under your "damn feet," like get on a boat, then. Jack checks his ticket, and says he's in seat 23B, and she's in seat 42F, and she jokingly asks to trade. Then her cell phone rings, and she answers and is all, "Yeah, I'm in Sydney," and then she finds out Jack's name and apologizes, saying she needs to take this call, and says, "We'll have that next drink on the plane," and Jack is all smiling at the prospect of getting even more hammered with Michelle Rodriguez on the plane. And then also having sex with her. Because this is what we think when women drink tequila in bars before noon and ask us personal questions. I like Michelle Rodriguez's smile. Before leaving, she leans in again and says, "The worst part's over." Too bad that turned out to be such a load, huh? Jack watches her leave, a half-smile on his face.